Husband came home drunk.
To avoid wife's scolding, he took a laptop & started working.
Wife: did u drink
Husband : no
Wife: Idiot then y u r typing on suitcase
Wife : I hate that beggar.
Husband : Why ?
Wife : Rascal, yesterday
I gave him food
today he gave me a book
How to Cook !!!
Girl: wat's d price of galaxy grand??
Salesman: Rs.18,000/-
Girl: OMG
Girl: and iphone?? . .
Salesman: OMG + OMG + OMG
A cute excuse
Teacher-Y r u late?
Student-Mom & dad were fighting.
Teacher-so what makes U late if dey were fighting?
Student-one shoe was in mom's hand and one in dad's..
Mother to Son:
Who is Tippu Sultan ?
Son : Don't know
Mother : Sometime give attention to study also
Son to Mother : Do you know Chinky Aunty?
Mother : Don't know
Son: Sometimes give attention to Dad also
A letter from a teacher to a parent
Dear Parent,
Kumar doesn't smell nice in class. Please try to bath him.
Parent's answer:
Dear Teacher,
Kumar is not a rose,
Dont smell him,
Teach him....
Smart answer by a female
On a flight, a guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him...
Nice perfume..
which one is it?
I want to gift it to my wife..!!
Lady
Don't give her....
some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her..!!
