Typing

Husband came home drunk.
To avoid wife's scolding, he took a laptop & started working.

Wife: did u drink
Husband : no

Wife:  Idiot then y u r typing on suitcase

Cook

Wife : I hate that beggar.

Husband : Why ?

Wife : Rascal, yesterday
I gave him food
today he gave me a book
How to Cook !!!

Omg...

Girl: wat's d price of galaxy grand??

Salesman: Rs.18,000/-

Girl: OMG

Girl: and iphone?? . .

Salesman: OMG + OMG + OMG

Shoe...

A cute excuse

Teacher-Y r u late?

Student-Mom & dad were fighting.

Teacher-so what makes U late if dey were fighting?

Student-one shoe was in mom's hand and one in dad's..

Chikky aunty

Mother to Son:
Who is Tippu Sultan ?

Son : Don't know
Mother : Sometime give attention to study also

Son to Mother : Do you know Chinky Aunty?

Mother : Don't know

Son: Sometimes give attention to Dad also

Smell...

A letter from a teacher to a parent

Dear Parent,
Kumar doesn't smell nice in class. Please try to bath him.

Parent's answer:
Dear Teacher,
Kumar is not a rose,
Dont smell him,
Teach him....

Perfume...

Smart answer by a female

On a flight, a guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him...

Nice perfume..
which one is it?
I want to gift it to my wife..!!

Lady
Don't give her....
some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her..!!

Wi fi....

Girl Siggu paduthuu Boy dhaggaraki vachi Adigindhi.

Girl: prathirojuuu.. morning Nundi midnite Dhaka Maa inti mundhu untunnaav. Nenu chuusthunnanu. Nee Sincerity Naaku Nacchindhi. ''I Love U"

Boy: Okka Nimisham Aagu thalleee.. Mee Intlo Wi-Fi ni vaadukodaaniki Ikkaduntunnaa.. Asalu Nee moham inthavarakuu chuudaledhu.

Chachanu....

Boy On a Date In His BMW Car

Boy: "Neeku Nenu Oka Nijam Cheppaali"

Gf : "Yenti?

Boy: "I Am Already Married!

Gf: Champesaav Kadha raa Baabu. . Neninkaa Ee Car Needhi kaadhu Antaavemo Ani Bhayapadi Chachaanu

Adi vadite...????

On Facebook Chatting.

Boy: You Are Looking Beautiful.. Photo Is Really Amazing..

Girl: Kadhaa.. Em Vadithe Ala Unnano Chepukoo Chuddam.. . . . .
Boy: Adobe Photoshop Cs5.. Ade Kadhaa..

Ite padhaaa...

Oka Girl Bus Stand Lo Nilch unte Akkada ki Oka Boy Vacchi Tease Chesthunnaadu. Girl: Mee Intlo Amma.. Akka. Chelli Leraaa? Boy: Naaku Yevaruu Leru.. Flat lo Ontarigaa Untaanu. . . . Girl: Ayithe Padhaa Mee Intiki. Ikkada Time pass Chesthunna aventi Fast...

Cousin

A boy Girl friend tho velthunadu Snehitudu adigadu : yavaru thanu?

Boy: thanu naa cousin.

Snehitudu chapadu : last year lo Thanu Naa cousin

CB FB...

Girl:neeku ey book antey ishtam?

Boy:facebook.

Girl:facebook lo neeku ishtamaina page?

Boy:all pages.

Girl:neeku future lo baga use ayyey book enty?

Boy:my dad cheque book.

Thandri mama....

Girl : satya narayana tandri nannu exam lo pass cheyava.

Boy: satya narayana mama nannu kuda exam lo pass cheyava..

Girl: hey neku devudu mama enduku avuthadu.

Boy: arey ala kadhe pilla niku thandri aithe naku mama ne kadha ayyedhi.

Ala undali....

Neeku kaboye husband ela undalii. Girl : prabhas height tho, allu arjun style tho, mahesh babu smile tho, pawan kalyan power tho, manmadhudu manishi laa pudithe ela untadoo ala undalii..

Neeku kaboye wife ela undalii.. Boy: andangaa undi nannu artham chesukune ammayi vasthe chaaluu.

Agree boyss???

Gf kings....

Lovers 2013..

GF: Nenu neku gurtho chinapudu nuvu Em chesthav??

BF - Neku istamaina Chocolate thinta. Mari nuvu em chesthav???

GF - Nenu kuda oka Gold Flake king thagutha...

He hee....

Boy : how are you...??

Girl : fine.

Boy : missing me..?

Girl -

Boy: na health bale ra.

Boy: how's ur day...??

Girl -

Boy: busy aa...??

Girl: umhmm.

Boy : pakkana evaraina unnara...?

Girl : no ....!

Boy : osey pithri moham dana mari matladakunda mi babu face lu pampistav enti msg lo.....!

Girl:...... hehehe....

Asalu....

Boy : businessman movie chusava?

Girl : chudaledu,

Boy : journey chusava?

Girl : chudaledu,

Boy : mr.perfect chusava? .

Girl : asalu nenu english cinemale chudanu.

Boy : vammo varnayano niko...

Asalu....

Boy : businessman movie chusava?

Girl : chudaledu,

Boy : journey chusava?

Girl : chudaledu,

Boy : mr.perfect chusava? .

Girl : asalu nenu english cinemale chudanu.

Boy : vammo varnayano niko...

Pnch2punch....

Cafe lo.

Boy to girl.

Boy - i lov u.

Girl boy ni laagipetti kotti "EMANNAAV"mallee chepparaa andhi kopamgaa.

Boy girl ni laagipetti kotti.
Neeku vinapadaledhu kadhe. Marendhuku kottaav....????