BMW car...

Ammai: nuv drink chesava..?

abbai: yes

ammai: ani beerlu taguthav..?

abbai: 3 beers

ammai: oka beer cost entha ..

abbai: 100.. including tips..

ammai: ani rojula gataguthunav..

abbai: 20 years nundi

ammai: oka vella nuv kanibeer's taga pothe .. aa money savingchesukoni unte .. aa intrest tho adigo akkadaparking lo unna # BMW_Car koni undavachu ..telusa..?

abbai :Hmmm .. avuna.. sare niku drinking alvatu undha ?

ammai: no''''''''

abbai: ithe ni # BMW_Carekkadeh?????? And akkada parking lo unna Black BMW Car nade.....edava salahaluivvaku next time

A2Z....

A : ur active

B: ur d best

C: ur cute

D: ur daring

E: ur excelent

ayya baboi Z vrku abadhalu chpadm na valla kdu

X-ray...

10Gm matti,

10gm rallu

300gm purugulu,

50gm isaka

dnt be cnfused

this is x-ray report of ur brain, gr8....

i thought it was empty

Real friend...

Hey loose

hey mental

hey idiot

hey stupid

hey half mind

hey ful mad

hey mad

inni thidtunna kuda inka kinda

button nokuthunnavu chudu

anduke nuvve na real friend...

Nesthama..

Manasuloni maunama..

palukuloni bhavama...

kanulaloni kavyama...

chediriponi swapnama...

maruvaleni snehama..

nanu marichipoku nesthama...

Prayanam

Kalala prayanam melkva varake

alala prayanam tiram varake

prema prayanam pli vrake

kani sneham prayanam maranam varaku

Chillara

Devadasu mandu kosam parvatini vadilesadu

ramudu mata ksm sitani vadilesadu

bt

nv chillara paisala ksm nak msg chytm manesavu

Agalenidhi...??

Anandam cheragalenidi

santosham pattaranidi

kopam panikiranidi

prema cherigiponidi

shneham maruvalenidi bt

nidra agalenidi

so gn....

Try it ones.

Nen t cup lo t chudagalnu

nuvvu world cup lo world chudagalava?

nen ne cel ki na adress pmpagalanu.

nv na adress ki ne cel pmpagalava?

try 1nc....

Aparichithudu

Ramu: suryodym indi melukonandi

Remo: hey man wak up, a romantic dy is w8tg 4u

Aparichitudu: orey ne ayba levara enta sepu nidrapotavura,

nelanti somaripotula vale desham venakapadadira

All+life....=

love + care + hope = amma

baym + prema + respct = nana

play + help = bro n sis

kastm + estm = lvr

abv al + life = frnd

Ni thalakai

Vankai...

bendakai....

chikudukai...

berakai...

anapakai....

mulakai...

mirapakai....

ne talakai......

yedi pmpna chadavadamena?

Buy Usha get free 3sha...

Hury up

hury up

fstvl ofr....

"usha cukr knte trisha nikar free...."

pandagaki vsko pandaga chsko...

Switch off

Nuvvu navithe ringtone

nuvvu kopam lo unte vibretion

nuvvu daggithe beep tone

ni kantlo neelu vasthe battery down

nuvvu nanu marchipote swtoff

Narudu vanarudu

BABY MONKEY: Amma vaanaruddu
narudaiyaadu kadha mari narudu vaanarudeppudowtaadu.

PARENT MONKEY: e SMS chadavadam poortaiyaaka

3sha part2

trisha : ama nenu shampu esukunedha seekai esukunedha?

Amma: mundhu thalupu esuko leka pothe part 2 vasthundhiiii

Prema shakthi

Preema oka shakthi,

dhanini srustinchalemu,

Nasanam cheyalemu,

kevalam Oka rupam

nunchi maro rupamki

marchagalam.

E roju deepa,

Repu Rupa,

YELLUNDI INKO PAPA.....

Niku m anipisthundho...

challani gali,

nallani akasham,

chukkallo chandrudu,

chuttu cheekati,

oorantha nishabdham

neeku emani pisthundho gani

nakku mathram nidhrosthundhi

g9t....

O... prema??

premante vurumu lekunna merupu
merisinatlu....

mabbulu lekunna varsham
kurishinatlu...

jabilli lekunna vennela
pandinatlu....

na anumathi lekunna na hrudaya
samrajyam loki vachchavu

antalonee adrusyamaii aapukoleni virahanni migilchavu

o prema novvotti vishadhama leka
pashanama .....!!!!

Chocklet

Prema chewing gum lantidhi

modhatlo matrame

thiyyaga untadhi...

Shneham chocklet lantidhi

chivadhaka thiyyaga untadhi...

Cheptuna

E-TV-lo

TEJA TV-lo

TV-9-lo

FB- lo

TWTR- lo

Email-lo

Post-lo

Cheppalani anukunnanu kani finance problem

So SMS lo chebutunna

Good mring.................

Vadu okkade

2chimalu baga thagi anugu dhaggariki velli

1chima: eppudu rara na kodaka chusukundham

2chima: poni mama manam edharam unnam vadu OKKADE....

Nilage...

6 birds were sitting on a tree.

A hunter saw that and shot over tree.

5 birds flew away.

but one bird was sitting.

Y...?

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balupu(neelage)..

Thipi gurthu

Marapu raani teepi gurtuvi neevu.

Karagi poni kaantivi neevu.

Kammani kavithaku artham neevu.

Undali kalakalam anandamga neevu!

Minna

Gulabi andam kanna...

Sampangi suvasana kanna....

Mallela telladanam kanna....

Nee snehame naaku minna!!!

Idharidhi

Kanulu neevi kanneeru naadi..

Hrudayam needi savvadi naadi..

Suvaasan needi sughandam naadi..

Sneha bandham maatram

mana iddaridi..

Relatives

Husband in balcony reading news paper

A donkey came near

Husband: Darling ur relatives came

Wife: Athayya meeru okkare vachara mavayya raleda??

RC Card

hi,eanti sms cheyyadam ledu enduku..

recharge cheyaleda?ok
recharge card no pampistunna.

press down

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ikkada blade tho geeku....

Roudy chimalu

roudy chimala mundhu nunchi oka aada anugu
pothundhi....

dinamma 360 240 360 pori pitta
pitta ladi pothundhi.............

Kopam

Naaku nuvvante kopam,

Naa manasuni naaku duram chesavani...

Nenante naaku kopam,

Nee premalo nannu nenu marachi
poetunnaanani...

Shneham chei

Sneham cheyi haddu leakundaa..

Manninchu mosam cheayakundaa.

Nammakaanni unchu anumaaninchakundaa..

Kalasi undu eppatiki vidipoekundaa.

sommu41 Sok41

Kallu naavi choopu needi.....

pedavi naadi maata needi....

manasu naadi alajadi needi.
idenemo???

sommokaridi sokokaridi ante?????

Kobbari chettu

Boy 2 girl: kobbari chettu ekkithe engineering
college girls kanipistunaru

Girl: akkadi nundi rendu chetulu vadiley medical
college ammayilu kuda kanipistaru..

Amito janalu

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p

q r s t u v w x y z

1 2 3 4 5 67 8 9 0

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emito janalu em pampina
chaduvutharu

na msg ante intha craz!

Friends ante

Kottalante
"RAVITEJA&PRABHAS " la Undali

Matladalante
"MAHESH"la Undali

Navvalante
" SUNIL "
la Undali

Edvalante
" SIDDARTHA " la Undali

close Friend Ante
"NALA UNDALI "

Best friend ante
"NELA UNDALI"

Friends  ante
"MANALA UNADALI".

Jivitham antha

Prema anedi chandruni la pourmami roje
niduga kanipistundi

friendship anedi suryunila jivitantham
mamatho untundi

Needa

"PREMA" oka kala

"PELLI" oka valla

"SNEHAM" oka needa

kala chedhiri povachu,

valla tegi povachu,

kani needa ninnu vidichi podu adhee

"SNEHAM"........

Vidiponidhi

puuchina prati puvvu vaadepooyena...

kaachina prati kaaya raalipooyena....

puttina prati jeevi maranimchina....

Vidiponidhe shneham....

Hithuda

kalisinatti vela enta katinamo

kani katinaanni saitam kolikki techaamu.

jayinchananna tolichuru anandam lo ne maroka

mohamaa hitudaaa

Nenu unnatte

gamyam leni payanam...

maargam leni lakshyam..

velugu leni vennela..

adharatha leni hrudayam..

ivanni unte

neevu leka nenu kuda unatle mitrama...

snehinchu kani shodinchaku...

Chirunama

Kannuloni rupama

Manasuloni mounama

Chupuloni bhavama

Mataloni madhurima

Snehaniki oka chirunama

Adi neeve naa nesthama...

Saswatham

Alala prayanam teeram varaku

Kalala prayanam melukuva varaku

Strusti prayanam pralayam varaku

Brathuku prayanam gamyam varaku

Kaani

Mana SNEHAM saswatham ga undalaniaasistu Ni...

Na pranam

Chepaku pranam neeru

pakshiki pranam rekkalu

na hrudayam lo unna ne snehame na pranam..

Prathirupam

sneham anedhi oka bhavam

bhavam anedhi oka pranam

pranam anedhi oka jeevam

jeevam anedhi oka rupam

aa rupam ki nuvvu oka pratirupam

Ni shneham

Na aashaku svasa ni sneeham.

Na ooohaku oopiri ni sneham.

Na thanuvuku pranam ni sneham.

Na nadakaku gamyam ni sneham

Amrutha kavyam

Jananam oka suprabatham. . . .

Maranam oka sayam sandyaragam. .

Rendinti madya

Jeevitham sukadukkala sangamam. .

Andulo ne sneham oka

amruthakavyam....

Feel avadhu mari

Neeku ninna Morning Nunchi

oka Vishayam Cheppalani anukunna

kani Ela cheppalo naku theliyayadamLedu

Kani cheppakunda undalenu Mari

feel avakudadu mari..??

Ademante

Good Morning!

Keep Smiling.....

Nenu muga vanni

Begger: amma thalli.....

kastha annam unte pettamma

nenu mugavadini matladalenu

Aunty: pakkintiki velli adagupovayya

naku vinapadadu chevudu...!

Good Morning

Manaspurthiga

G undello,

O ohalani,

O osulani,

D hachukuni,

N uvvu,

I stapade,

G napakalanu,

H aayiga,

T halachukuntu.

nidhura povalani manaspurthi ga korukuntu cheptuna

good night

Punnami rathri

prema anedi pamu lantidi

paditea aadutundi

kadilistea kaatestundi

aa kshanam kosamea andaru eduruchusedhi

punnami rathri vasthe anthe

pandage pandaga....

Theda undhi

vengalrao: neellalo brandy kalupu mathekkuthundi.

neellalo whisky kalupu mathekkuthundi.

neellalo rum kalupu mathekkuthundi.

Appa rao: avunuraa neellalo edo theda undi..

Ammai = puvvu

Antha andamaina puvvaina vaadi poka thappadu..

Antha andhamaina ammai ina anti avvaka thappadu..

keep smiling.

Monkey marrage

lady monkey: amma naku marrage apudu chesthav.

mother monkey: tondara padaku ra alludu

sms chaduv tunadu..

Persnal

Free ga unnava

Niku oka vishayam chepali

Pakana evaru leru kada

Chala persnal yevarki chepaku plz
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TAJMAHAL AMMUTHA KONTAVA?;-)

Pandaga chesko

Nenu nippu

Nuvvu tuppu

Nenu pista

Nuvvu bastha

Nenu ukku

Nuvvu dokku

Badha padaku

Nuvvu kuda

E msg forwd chesko

Pandaga chesko.....

Ninnu maruvanu

Kavi kalam marichina.

Kokila gaanam marichina..

Nemali natyam marichina...

Nuvvu nannu marichina....

Nenu ninnu maruvanu.....

Adhava jivitham

   O Q
  /X\/X\
   ll   ll

Edhi na lover

Mari niku lover undha?

Ledha??

Tu...

Andhuku e adhava jivitham..??

Swasa lo...

Neevu dooraanna vunna,

Naa daggaraga vunnavanna bhaavana...

Enduko telusa?

Neevunnadi Naa talapullo kaadu

naa swaasalo....

Ninnu cheralani

Alalaku telusu odduku cheraalani.

Pakshiki telusu gutiki cheraalani.

Naa manasuki telusu ninnu cheraalani...

Sadhaa aanandham

Suryunitho pamputhuna abhimanapu kiranani.......

Chiru gaalulatho pamputunanu aaradhana raagaanni.......

Ee sms ni pamputhunna neevu sadaa anadamga vundalani.....

Nilichi untav

nirmalamaina nee navvu

niswarthamaina nee sneham ante naku entho istam

nuvvu na eduruga unna lekunna

na hrudayamlo eppatiki nilichi untav

Study heros

Basha- 1subjt chadivithe anni subjts chadivi nattu

Narasimha- athiga chadive aadadi athi ga copy kotte magadu pass ainatu charitra lo ledu.

Baba- chadivindi gorantha chadavalsindi kondantha.

shivaji- naanna pandule ipudu chaduvuthai simham xam roju chaduvutundi.

Arunachalam- aa lecturer bhodhisthadu e arunachalam vini vadilesthadu.

Raju- nuv chadavanidi exam lo rakunda podu chadivindi ennatiki gurturadu...

Black & white

teacher : Bhumipai oldest animal yedi?

student : Zeebra

teacher : yela?

Student : enka adi Black & White lone vundi

Sorry boss

>----> >---->
Po banam po
naku msg pampani valla brain lo poi guchu.

<---< <----<
ye enti thirigi vachav???

Sorry boss valla ki brain ledu.

Pilichina ranantava?

Pilichina ranantava,

sms cheyanantava,

busy ga unnanantava

o o o, phone kuda cheyyanantava...

samayam kadantava,

balance ledantava

frnduuoo....

Lover kottindha

*Modern poem*

chitti chilukamma

lover tittinda

bar ki vellava bear konnava

frize lo pettava

gutukkana mingava

kikku ekkinda?

Kakkukunnava..

Speed... T

chala speedga chaduvu

aa.. t,t,t,t,t,t,t,t,t,t,t,t,

aa.. t,t,t,t,t,t

aa t,t,t,t,t,t....

verry good chala baga 'tea' ammuthunnavkeep it up....

Chithi nundi lechi vasta

chirunavvutho ahvaniste

chithi nundi lechi vasta

maru janmaku mata iste

ekshname maranista....

Dhorikipoya.. nt..??

Messages levu...

Phone ledu...

Atleast Missed Call kuda ledu...

Naaku tension gaa vundi...

Eni days ayyindi??

Kompa tesi....

ZOO valliki malli doriki poyava enti?

Natho pettukunte

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Message choosava?

Chukkalu kanipinchaya?

Nato pettunkunte anthe!!

57va Aaksharam

Meeku 57'va telugu akshram telusa?Leda?

Ayite ikkada choodu

Kinda

Kinda

Inka

kinda

Inka

inka

Inka

Inka

Inka

Inka

Ye school lo chadivavu babu

Meeku 57'va telugu akshram undha.....??

ZOO wast..

Figure lekunte college waste,

Suger lekunte coffee waste,

Moon lekunte sky waste,

Love lenkute life waste,

Inka Nuvvu lekunte ZOO waste

Thondaraga vellu...!

Allout...

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Em chusthunnavu?

em pani paata leda??

Chusindi chalu gaani

avi "Domalu"

Allout Pettukoni

Paduko.....

Adhi 1950

Adi 1950

June 7

Monday

Ardha raatri

Time 12:12O

uri bayata

samashanamdaggara

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Telusukoni em pikutahv?

Musukuni Paduko!

Bomma kukka indhi

Bommani giste kukkaindi,

daggariki velte bow bow andi,

sarle papam ani Biscuit veste

adi tarmi tarmi karichindi...

Bagundadhu kadha

pellam: pakkintaina vala bharyani cinemaki tisukavellaaru mari meeru unarenduku?

mogudu: nenu tesulikelite bagundadu kadee

pellam"???????????????

Vadukuntunnam

Radha: yemma! monna mee bharta baavilo padi chanipoyadataga?

Rangamma: avunamma

Radha: mari ippudu meerem chestunnaru?

Rangamma: kulaai neru vaadukuntunnamu.

Kottadhu

W : Eamandi neanu miku okati cheputha kani kottodhu

H : cheppu

W : neanu eppudu garbavathi nandi

H : adi anadham mina visham kadha neanu eandhuku kodatha

W : emo nandi pelli kaka mundhu ma dad ki ela chepthenea kottaru

H : haaaa..........????

Ni rupame

nee mounamutho naku mata ravatamledu

nee choputho naku margam kanipinchatledu

yetu chuseena nee rupame

prathikshanamnee alochanale

Chakkani chukka

Kurro.... Kurru....

Dora ipudu niku oka chakkani chukka chupista

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bagunda dora chukka.....

Ammai navvedhi

Oka ammai undedi,

roju chusedi,

chusthu navvedi,

navvuthu pata paadedi,

paaduthu siggu padedi,

nenu anukunna prema ani,

tharuvatha thelisindi

pichhidani...!

Coffee copy

Ram hotel ku veltdau

Ram: barer oka coffee tesukara.

Baraer: 50/-sir

Ram: ne bonda eduru shop lo 50ps antadu

Barer: adi ne bonda adi xerox center adi xerox copy....

Gudiki veldham

Wife: Vinandi... Manam e varam motam Cinema chudam, aa taruvata varam shopping chedaam

Husband: Aa taruvata varam manam temple veldam

Wife: eduku?

Husband: Bicham adukovadaniki.

Date of birth

Teacher: elephant peddana? cheema peddana?

Student: Teacher meru date of birth chepithe evarupeddano chepochu!!!!

Thinaleni cake

ramu: ye cake tinalemo thelusaa?

somu: theliyadam ledhuraa

ramu: Detergent Cake

Monthy shawe

girl: nuvvu monthly enni sarlu sshave chestav.

boy: monthly kadhu rojuku 30nundi 10 sarlu chestanu.

girl: mentalodivaboy:kadhu mangalodini......

Ma dady pampadu

Tcher: repu suryudi meda leson chepthanu so andharu tappakunda ravali

sardar son: sorry tcher ma dady antha duram pampinchadhu..

Punju guddu

Kodipunju:- kodipetta love story...

Punju:- I LOV U..

Petta:- Nuvu na kosam yem chestav?

Punju:- yedaina chesta.

Petta:- aithe oka guddu pettu....

Na room

3 Girls go 2 yamdarmaraj

1st Girl: Nenu pelliki munde boy frnd ki kisiccha.

Yama: Nrakam ki velu

2nd Girl: Nenu pelli taruvata maa husband ki kisiccha.

Yama: Swargam ki velu

3rd Girl: Nenu pelli ki mundu ivaledu pelli tarvata ivaledu.

Yama: ite nuvvu na ROOM ki velu.

Light veligindhi

boy: mummy ninna ratri toilet ki velthey door open cheste light adey on ayyindi

mom: ori!!! vedhava neeku yenni sarlu cheppanra friedge lo toilet vellodani.....

SMS Sending Failed

Mantri; Maharaja Yudhaaniki Siddham Avvamani Pakka Desam Raju SMS Pampaadu,
Emi cheymanduru Prabhu?

RAJU; SMS Sending Failed Ani Reply Pampu

Gurthupettuko

Ram: jivithamlo oka visayam gurthupetuko. . .

Shyam: emitadi. .

Ram: pen pothe konukovachu kani cap pothe konalem. . .So cap jagratha. .

Shyam: . . . . . . . .!!!

LKG tution

Son: nenu school ki vallanu.

Mom: endukura.?

Son: pani chestanu...!

Mom: UKG chadivi emi pani chesthavura

Son: LKG "girls" ki tution chebutha.!

A B C D...lu

Teacher: Arey chanti abcd lu cheppu raa..

Chanti: A.E.G.H.I.J.K.M.N.O.P.Q.R.S.T.U.V.W.X.Y.Z.

Teacher: BF CD lu evi ra??

Chanti: Ramesh gadi bag lo vunai madam

Idea lo job

IDEA lo job undhi chesthva...?

Qualification: s.s.c

place: hyderbad

salary: 30,000 per month

JOb: Idea tower meedhaa kurchoni

AIRTEL signal aapali...!!!

Puli meka

Teacher; raju puliki and mekaku teda enti.

Raju; okati krura jantuvu

inkoti kura jantuvu

Incoming free

Neeku kastam vachina

nastam vachina

sukham vachina

dukam vachina

nato panchuko

endukante

naku incoming free.

Keep smilng....

Nakosam

Ad kosam chiru "Thumps up" taagadu,

Pavan manakosam "Pepsi" taagadu,

Trisha sales kosam "Fanta" taagindhi,

Mana friendship kosam

nuvvu kaneesam"Domex" ayina taagava...?

Chintu kiss

Mummy: chintu aunty ki kiss ivvu.

son: nenu ivvanu.

mummy: enduku ra

son: mrng dady pedithe chepptho kottindi anduke

Cellphone temple

Cellphone oka Devalayam

Sms dhanilone devudu

Sms pampe valu pujari

Sms chadive vallu Bakthulu

Chadivi sms cheyani vallu
Temple Bayata

ADUKKUNE VALLU

Coffee colours

Satyam: O 5Star Hotel Ki velli coffee Order Chashadu..

Waiter: Black Coffee Themantara Sir.

Satyam Father: Vere Colors Emunayo Avi
Chapavayya Annadu

Keep Smiling.

Ame avaro telsa?

Bus lo..

A: abba pakkaku jarugu ammay vellipotundhi,

B: emita thondhara, Aa ammay neku
emavuthundi.

A: nekenti duradha..

B: endukante adhi na kuthuru...

Nijamaina prema

Ninnu chudakunda vunda leke potunnanu..

Neevu vundagalavani telusukunnanu..

Neela vundalani prayatnistunnanu..

Ninnu maaramani
nenu adagalenu..

Endhukante Okaru
cheppadamvalla kalige prema prema kaadu...

Mansulo nunchi puttede nijamaina Prema....

Ninnu cheruthanu

Nee premanu pondalenemo kaani ninnu
preminchagalanu...

Neetho kalasi jeevincha lenemo kaani neekai
maraninchagalanu...

Neelo nenu lekapoyina Naa Swasa lo nuvai Nindi
unavu.

Nenu maranichina Ee gaalilo swasai ninnu
cheruthu neelo Kalisi poovalani Aasha tho.....

ILU NE....

Imapasible

Nepolian: Impossible ane padham na dictionary
lo ne ledu.............

sardar: ippudu badhapadi e'm labham adhi
konetappudu chuskovali

Unnava poyava?

Mitrama vunava? Poyava?

Gallo vunte meghalni panpu

Akasamlo unite varshani panpu

Bathikunte untae msg panpu..

Bumper offer

BUMPER OFFER

Naku sms panpandi & win
Benz car photo

29inches atta petti

Malaysia velle plane ki tata chepai avakasam

Enka

natho dinner me entlo..

hurry up....

Gundu kottista

7 kondalavada venkata ramana govinda govinda....

Swamy naaku FEB 14 kalla oka
maanchi lover
dorikithe

E SMS chadivevallaki gundu kottistha.

Enjoy mukkalu

Lecture; ravi enjoy ante anto 3mukkallo chepparaaa...

Ravi;

1, Bear chukka

2, Biryani mukka

3, Ammai tho pakka....

Lover + Clever = Money

Chadhuvu lo clever avvalante "pattudhala undali"

Life lo lover undalante "natinchadam ravali"

Aa rendu lekapothe
        "Money"
Undali....

Fact of aada bomma

Aadadhi ante aata bomma kadhura babu...

Aadinche bomma....
Be carefull

Kodi thoda kottindhi

Oka kodi chicken centare mundhu velli thoda kottindhata ndhuko gess chei
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Balupu bhabu... balupu
Same nilage...

Bhadha bayam

Teacher : Baadhaki Bayaniki Madhya teda yenti..

Chintu: Baada ante meeda tadusthadi,

Bayam ante
Kindha tadusthadi..

Nikosam gift

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Neekosam oka sweet gift ponpichaanu..

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Cell phonulo message mathrame vasthundi.
giftlu raavu.

Ye oorumandi??

Love.com

Welcome to www.love.com type password

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Sorry meeku preminchey vayasu datipoyindi

Try www.sanyasi.com

Advice to youth

Advice to All Youth:

If you want to change the country, do it now.

Once you get married, you won't be able to
change even the TV channel!

My fans

achin fans watching CRICKET;

Salman fans watching his MOVIES;

Sania fans watching TENNIS;

And my fans are always busy reading my
'Messages'.

Ohh God! They're simply crazy fans!

Fat cow

Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"

Student: "Meat!"

Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give
you?"

Student: "Bacon!"

Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give
you?"

Student: "Homework!"

Marry my sister

2 Guys Were Following 2 Girls
Both Girls Took Rakhi & Tied To Their Hands.

1st Guy To Second-What Will We Do Now?

2nd Guy-U Marry My Sis,
I Will Marry Ur Sis

Faverate colour

Girl: I Like Ur ‘Teeths’.

Boy: Oh Really, Why?

Girl: Becoz Yellow Is My Favorite Color....

Aakasham ammai

Boy; Aakasham ammai ite

nila untundhe..

nila untundhe....

Girl; untadhi.. untadhi..
Oka pedda pidugu vachi nipai padithe aakasham nala untadhi haa...

Huch dog

Oka kukka santha ventapadindhi kani santha parugethukuntu navvuthunnadu

Bantha; andhuku navvthunnav??

Santha; nenu vadedhi airtel sim but nannu huch kukka follw avuthundhi

Cell phon balance

Oka ammai phone lo full balance undhi ante aa ammai ki boyfrnd unnatte

And

Oka abbai phone lo full balance undhi ante girlfriend lenatte....

Rejected and selected

A boy got rejected & girl got selected in an
interview 4 same reason.

Think?

They both had
the first two buttons of their shirts open in front
of the CEO................

Nanna... nenu

Oka ammai face pai chunni kattukoni bus stop lo nilchundhi

Oka vyakthi bike pai vachi aa ammai mundu bandi aapi "vasthava" annadu

Ammai; nanna nenu ni kuthuthurni

Samudram lo chettu

Teacher; Ravi samudram lo jama chettu unte nuvvu jamma pallu ala kosthavura??

Ravi; pakshi laga agurukuntu poi jama pallu kostha

Teacher; niku rekkalu ala vasthai ra ni thatha pedathada?

Ravi; mari samudram lo jama chettu avadu pedathadu ni ayya pedathadara?

Opposite words

Once Balayya attended an Interview.

Interviewer – Give me the opposite words.

Balayya – OkInterviewer – Made in India

Balayya – Destroyed in Pakistan

Interviewer – Good Keep it Up

Balayya – Bad Put it Down

Interviewer – Maxi Mum

Balayya – Mini Dad

Interviewer – Enough! Take your Seat

Balayya – Insufficient! Don’t take my seat

Interviewer – Idiot! Take your seat

Balayya – Clever! Don’t take my seat

Interviewer – I say you get out!

Balayya – You didn’t say I come in

Interviewer – I reject you!

Balayya – You appoint me

Ayodhya

Ballaya calling 2 customer care, a girl received the call

Balayya – hello evaru?

Girl – I am sita

Balayya – Ayyo devuda..idhi AYODHYA ki vellinda!!

Sorry sitamma !!!!!

Batta thala

Balayya – “batta tala” vunte chala goppa vallu avtaranta nijamena???

Lecturer – “Cheviti na kodaka ‘batta tala’ kadu ra ‘pattudhala’

Dress change

Once a Donkey Kicked Balayya & Ran away.

Balayya started chasing & found a zebra & started beating by saying
"dress" maruste kanipettalena???

60 wats...

Balayya’s 60th B’day

NTR – Cake meeda BULB endhuku petav babai?

Balayya – 60 Candels pettadam kastam kada andhukani, 60 wats bulb pettanu..!

NTR – Nuvvu keka babai...

Night land

American: First we land on moon

Russian: First we land on jupitor

Balayya from India: Said first we land on sun

America: How is it possible itso hot

Balayya: Ore swamy memu night land ayyamura

Bala fan

SIR: Nuvvu em kaavalukuntunav?

STUDENT: Nenu MBBS chadivi, Police Ayyi,Manchi software company lo, lawyerga work chesi pedda pedda building lu kattukuntu collector ga job chesukunta

SIR: orey nijam chepu ra nuvu balakrishna fan kada..,??

Bluetooth charging

Jr NTR: Babai naa celllo charging ledu,

nee cell ivvu

Balayya: Naa cell full charginglo undi bluetooth on chey pampistaaaa

Jr NTR: wat a great idea babai.....

7 Kondalu

Teacher: Idi evari Signature ra?

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Studnt: Maa nanna di sir!

Teacher: Me nanna perenti?

Stdnt:'EDU KONDALU' sir..

School bag

A thief enters into a house.

A baby wake up in that house n says "na school bag kuda thisukupo ledaamummy ni leputha"....

Hole of bucket

Balaya: Doctor, this Bucket has got a hole. Can you please repair it?

Doctor: Stupid. you knw who iam?

Balaya: Of course I heard that you are a famous “Plastic Surgeon”

Balayya pelli chupulu

Balayya – Entha varaku chadivavu

Ammayi: B.A

Balayya – chadivinave 2 mukkalu avi kuda malla reverse lona….???

Music of life

3 years:lalli lalli

9 years:tuniga tuniga

21 years:nakoka girl friend kavali ra

26 years:mem vayasuki vacham

35 years:gurthukosthunnai.

60 years:lahiri lahiri lahirilo...

72 years: ralipoye puvva neeku ragalenduke...

next
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no song only music....

dandanaka...

dandanaka...

dandanaka...

dan.........

Yedhava sachinollu

Jagarthaga step by step chudu

1+1=2+2=4+4=8-3=5+2=7-3=4-1=3+6=9-5=4+4=8-5=3-2=1+5=6+2=8-7=1-1=0

Kopam vachindi kada??

Yedhava sachinollu, naaku ilane pamparu....

Karma ra bhabu..

Guddodi Chethilo "TORCH"

Chevitodi Chethilo "RADIO"

Moogodi Chethilo "MIKE"

Nee Chethilo "MOBILE"

Aahaa....

Karma ra babukalikalm yem chestham...

Cinima perlu

College - Bommarillu,

Student - Sainikudu,

Class - Appudappudu,

Exams - Anukokunda Oka roju,

Q: Paper - Aparichitudu,

Mathematics - Garshana,

Copy - Okarikokaru,

Slips - Apadhbandavudu,

Results - Adrustam,

Pass - Student No:1,

Fail - Anthuleni Kadha,

Supplemantry - Nuvvastanante Nenodhantana,

1st year - Budhimanthudu,

2nd Year - Kantri,

3rd Year - Pokiri,

4th Year - Deshamuduru,

PARENTS
enquire about marks - Aa okkati Adakku...!

So Njoy these Happy Days...!

Marchipoya

Ninnu marchipodamani

Bar kelli Mandhukottanu.

Mandhu kottaka Nigamgane Marchipoyanu

kaanininnu kadhu.Bar Owner ki Bill Kattadam..

Gunde gudi kadu

Boy; O priya na gunde kaliga undhi raa.. na gundelo cheripo...

Girl; Cheppu thiyala??

Boy; mental na gunde m ina gudi anukuntunnava?? Cheppulu vesukone raa...

Adhuku e mounam

Dad: entira me mummy monanga kurchundi

Son: mummy naku Lip stick adigindi nenu Fevi Stick ichanu..

Gold medal

Son; nanna nenu parugu pandhem lo gold medal kottesa...

Father; very good babu.. epudu akkadunnav naani??

Son; gold medal kottesa kadha jail lo unna

Zoo ki try chei

ne kallu nemali kallu

ne mukku chilaka mukku

ne nadaka hamsa nadaka

ne palukulu kokila ganam

yemito okkati manisi polika ledhu. zoo ki try chei

100% panch

teacher: students in the final xms everybody should get 75% marks...

student: we r trying4 100% sir!

teacher: r u joking?

student: nee yabba!
joke evadramundu start chesindi?

Cycle mekanic ni chestha

oka abbai valla nannatho antunnadu

nanna nenu 10th pass aiethe naku yemisthav?

Nanna : Cycle Konisthanu. doctorni chestanu

Koduku : Mari Fail aiethe?

Nanna : Boledu Cycle tetchi estanu

Koduku : ???

Nanna : Cycle Mechanicni chestanu

Shabdha kalushyam

Teacher: Oray naga, shabda kaalushyam nivarinchalantey emcheyyali raa?

Naga(Student): Chevulu moosukovali saar.

Leni medhadu

wife: abba endukandi na medadu thintaru

husband: cha urko avaraina chuste nijame anukuntaru, leni medadunu ela thintanu

Udikina guddu

Father; antra...! kodiki vedi nillu thagistunav..??

Son; udikina guddu peduthundhani nanna...!!!!

Akka bava

College stating day

Boy:ni peru enti .?

Girl: nannu andaru"akka" ani pilustharu.

Boy: wow what a co incedent. Nannu andaru"bava" ani pilustharu.

Gudimetla ganga raju

Teacher: Write ur father name in english.

Student: Temple steps water king.

Teacher: Are u joking

Student: No sir, i am serious.
my father name is
GUDI METLA GANGARAJU.

Aala chuse fail iyanu

Father: Pakkanti rjitha ni chudara,
1st class lo pass ayindi......

Son: Ala chudatum valle,nenu fail ayindi.

Muddu kavali

Teacher: Entraa Raju sandya ni muddu adigavanta ollu ela undhi.

Raju: Meere kada teacher
emayina kaavalantee geeta adagandi anichepparu

Hair fun

Lady1: My husband's hair is black. So I love to go out in black dress withhim.

Lady2: My husband's hair is white. So I love to go out in white dress withhim.

Lady3: Stop that talk. My husband has no hair. What should I do?

Beggger by lover

Beggar: Babu 8rs unte dharmam cheyandi, tea thagutha.

Man: Tea4rs kada?

Beggar: Naku, na lover ki.

Man: Beggar ki lover aa?

Beggar: lover vachake beggar ayyanu...babu

Nijam telusuko

Vinna chusinavanni njalu kavu

Cheppina chesthunnavanni abaddalu kavu

Nijalu aanijalu telusukoni vallu

Manushulu kaaru....

Poyekalam

if u want sweter,
it's chalikalam.
if u want umberella,
it's vanakalam.
if u want a/c,
it's endakalam.
if want lover,
it's nothing but poye kalam

Telangana Style wedding card

'LAGGAM PILUPU'

Maa pedda poradu
Chi:Rajanna ku

Sattenna sinna bidda
Chi: Rajavva

ane porini laggam cheskuntundu.

Meerandaru yaad marvakunda raavale...
Yaad maristhe manchigundadi..
Mee pellam poragalani andharni tolka randri....

Amma vs ammai

Ravi; Raju ammai ki amma ki theda cheppura

Raju; amma mana stamuck chustundi ammai mana pocket chustundhi

College Coffee...

Areyi... Raju Coffee ki College theda anti ra...??

Ayoo... aa matram teliyada coffee lo suger untadhi college lo figer untadhi sir....

Siggutho chastunna

APPLE;(crying).Banana; why are you crying?

Apple; all people cut eat me,

Banana; you are better then me.all remove my dress eat me.

SIGGUTO CHASTUNA