Cat punch....

Pilli: niku antha age

Annugu:15 year

Pilli:15 ante nuuvvu chala Pedhaga unavu

Annugu: nennu Complain boy

Pilli:naku 30 years

Annugu:30 ante chuddaniki Chinaga vnnavu

Pilli:nennu ponds age mircle

Free... Free...

Mi sms ki maa mobile lo

Parking =free

Tax=free

Air =free

Yella =free

E avakasham

Miku maathrame

Daily sms chayandi

life enjoy cheyandi....

IPS MBPS

I.p.s

i.p.s

i.p.s

i.p.s

i.p.s

ammaya na friend ni i.p.s chadivinchalanukunna

epattiki purthaindhi malli

M.B.B.S. chadivista ok na...

Lyf cream...

Life anedhi

'ICECREAM'
lantidhi.

Dhanni Taste chesina karuguthundhi,

Waste chesina karuguthundhi.

So,
Better Try 2 Taste It,
Don't Waste It...

Asha...

Kanulalo dhachukolenu

kannu mustanemonani.

gundelo dhachukolenu

eppudu aguthundhonani.

andhuke.

nanne nilo dhachukovalani.

"asha"

paddanu nestam...

ATTENDENCE

JUNGAL ATTENDENCE

RABITE - S SIR

TIGER - S SIR

ELEPHANT - S SIR

MONKEY

MONKEY

MONKEY
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CHUSINDI CHALU KANI ATTENDENCE CHEPPU...

Bottle sms...

Help...Help...Help..
Na

"karbonn"

Mobileki axcident ayyindi..

'Indicom'

Tower daggara

'Reliance'

Road lo.,

'Vodafone'

kukka Addam vachindi.
Eppudu danini

BSNL,

Nagaram lo

AIR-TEL

Hospitalo cheripincharu. Dr.

DOCOMO,

garu 1

IDEA

chepparu bathakalante 1botle

SMS

kavalanta.
Plz Sms cheyandi..
Plz Plz...

Yama lokam....

Yamalokamlo evari tappulu vallu paper meeda rayamani ante

andaru rastunnaru

appudu venakanunchi nee voice
vinipinchindi

*additional plz*
sir time ayipotundi plz,

ani

Sanday...

HAPPY ┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈
┈╭━╮┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈
┈┃╰╯┈┈┈┈┈┃┈┈┈┈┈
┈╰━╮┓┓┳╮╭┫╭╮┓ ┓┈
┈╭╮┃┃┃┃┃┃┃╭┫┃ ┃┈
┈╰━╯╰╯┛┛╰┻╰┻╰ ┫┈
┈┈┈┈┈┈┈╭━━━━━╯┈

Dukudu....

Friendship ki meaning telisina blood naadi

Mind lo fix aithe Blind ga Message Chestha

Kallunnodu Message Mathrame Chustadu Dhimak unnodu reply
kuda isthadu

(DOOKUDU)

Q....

Q
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Q
Q
Q
Q
Q
Q
neku Gud mrg Chepadaniki Entha"Q"undo Chudu,
Anduke ee Letu.

"so sorry"

Gm

Cinima...

"ORANGE"
FILM ki
Lover tho vellu,

VENKY
FILMS ki
familytho vellu,

prabas
FILMS ki
friends tho vellu

but

Cinema ki matram intlo cheppi vellu

gud night

Cinima...

"ORANGE"
FILM ki
Lover tho vellu,

VENKY
FILMS ki
familytho vellu,

prabas
FILMS ki
friends tho vellu

but

Cinema ki matram intlo cheppi vellu

gud night

Bird...

.*"*.
       -.   @ ,">
    _.*"".-"..,)
.-" . " - ._,.-"
""/,,,,/"\
/,,,,/    **
nenu  ravadam  kudraka e  bird tho cheputhuna

gud mrng niceday

Retta...

A bird shits(Retta)
on a Man.

Man shouts angrily "Ne amma
drawyer veskochu kada?

The bird shouted back,
"Ne ayyaa nenu nelaga
drawyer lo vellanu

"Keep Smiling"

Vnu...chudu

Qn: Srushtilo lenidi,,
Vadukalo vunnadi Emiti?

!

?

!

?

Ans: alochinchindi chalu ans
chepta vinu.

Vinu ante vinestava...
chudu

ans: GADIDA GUDDU.

Chastav...

Ee joke chadivithe  navvi navvi chasthav
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Anduke pampatledu...
;) :D

Oka muni...

Real story : Anaganaga purva
kaalam lo 1 muni undevadu...

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ippudu ledu le..

Paduko..

Gud ni8....:)

Mobile?

"Wat is A mobile?"

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R u luking 4 ansr?

Ne chatilo undhenti
washing machine aa..?

em manushul ra babu!:-)
Meru maararu.:-)

Spl tone....

Special ring tone for u!

Loading..

25%

50%

75%

100%

Done

Playing..

Sound ledha?  

This is "Mouna Raagam"

    gud nt

Gvitha truth...

Eroju nenu telusukunna jeevitha satyam:

Friend lover manaki sister avthundhemo gaani..

Friend ex-lover manaki ex-sister avvadhu.

Cheppali...

Tv9 lo

Etv lo

Matv lo

Tv5 lo

Ntv lo

Enadu lo

Phone lo

Sakshi lo

Gemini lo

mtv lo

Cheppali Anukuna kani nuvvu chusthavo chudavo?
Andukani sms lo cheptuna

gd mng

Rape ki gap...

1980 cinimalalo heroin ni vilon rape
chesthunnapudu chuse preksakudu hero
vachi valanu thanthe bagundani feel
ayevaru.....
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after 2000 heroin ni vilon rape chesthundaga madhyalo hero vasthe
chuse preksakudu O shet e jaffa gadu
epude ravala ani feel avthunaru.
genaration gap ante edhenemo...

Murka...artham

Oka ammai netho chat chesthundiani
anukoni santhoshapadatam lo
oka artham undi.
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kaani
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aa ammai neetho matrame chat chesthundi anukodam nee murkhatvam...undhi

Acting....

1-5 Years gals Luv Mom

6 - 5 yrs Gals Luv Dad

26 - 50yrs Gals Luv Husbnd

What R u Searching Oh

16 - 25 yrs girls love Cheyaru Acting Chestharu...

Ha ha ha....

2 Girls chess Aaduthunaru.
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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Joke chesanu bhayya.

Talk time cut...

Lady : hello idea customer care aa?

Customer care : avunu medam chepandi meku aa vidanga sahaya pada galanu.

Lady : ma son idea sim mengeysadu andulo 51 talktime undi

customer care : avuna

lady : epudu ma son matladute balance cut aitada....???

Customer care :.....:O

Ipothav....

Chudu ammai ni dhooram nunchy
chudali anuko tappu ledhu.

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Kani daggaraki velli chudali anukoku tattukolevu maadi masi aipothav...

Ku... ko...

Sir : Kodi Gurinchi Rendu matalu cheppu ra balayya.

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Balayya : Kusthe Alarm Kosthe Palaram...

1hr...

Jaffa Pellichupulu
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Ammai valla Daddy :
Ma ammayi inka chaduvukuntanu
antundi.
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Jaffa : OK.
Chaduvu kommanandi,

Memu oka ganta tarvatha vasthamu...

Baboye... pep_C...

Oka boy pepsi bottle mundu
pettukuni badha ga kurchunnadu.
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Athani frnd akkadaku vachi pepsi
thagi
adigadu : yemaindira dull ga unnav...?

boy : em cheppali ra.
e roju chala
bad day naku.
morning girl frnd tho godava jarigundi.
daarilo car chedipoindi.
0ffice ki Late aindani Boss job nundi
theesesadu.
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Eppudu Suicide cheskundamani pepsi
lo poison kalupukunte adhi kastha
nuv thagesav...

Kani kik...

Love & page okate.

Okka sari veeti joliki velthe.
mana own life marchipoyi natte

kani.

Okko sari manchi kick istundhi...

Apudu kaluddi...

Manaki baga mandey situation.

Mana B.tech classmates vacchi

Ey ra inka enni subjects unnai

thondaraga complete cheyara

enni years chadhuvuthav.....nijam kada???

Swt & Slt

Wife:Emandi shop ki velli 1kg Sugar
theeskurandi..
Jaffa:Ne lips intha sweet ga undaga inka Sugar endhuku Darling♥♥
Wife:Mari Uppu kavalante na Sanka Nakuthava..
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Jaffa Wife...

Dinamma jivitham....

Maruti 800 car velam paatu lo pettaru

10 lakhs,

50 lakhs,

80 lakhs,

husband : enduku e car ki antha
viluva em special.?

E car ki 23 sarlu accident jarigayi
jarukuntane unnayi

accident jarigennapudu

wife martame chachipotundi

husband : dinamma jevitam na paata 1crore...

Ok... ok...

America Lo current
pothe power
office ki phone
chestaruu.
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Japan Lo current pothe
fuse sariga
undho ledho check
chestaruu.
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Adhey India Lo current
pothe
pakka intlo kuda
poyindho ledho chustaruu.
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Andhariki pothe
okay.ledante not
okay...

Milk silk...

LITTLE GIRL TO SHOPKEEPER
nenu peddayyaka mee abbai naaki chi
pelli cheyyandi

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SHOPKEEPER : alagae chitti thalli
tappakunda chesta

LITTLE GIRL : aithe meeku kaaboye
kodaliki 4 Dairy Milk Silk evvochuga...

Cockroch... keka

2 cockroches ICU lo admit ayai.
1 Cockroch : Evaru kottaru ninnu...¿¿
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2 nd cockroch : Evvaru kottaledu..
Ee ammailu nannu chusi enthaga
arustharante,
aa debbaki naku heart
attack vachesindi...

Manasu scale....

(U.K.G) Son : dad meeru endhuku drink chesthunnaru.

father : mee mummy naa manasu virichesindhi ra aadhuke

(U.K.G) son : ninna miriddarucheskunna godavalo,
naa scale kudavirichesindhi..
naako glass poyii...

Boy wish....

Boys ki unna oka korika.
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Vaallu entha yedavalu aina,
valani

cheskune ammai matram pativratha ayi
undali...

Friends... Radu...

Friends.
Life lo okati gurthu pettukondi.
Mana ki fever vasthey docotor daggariki
veltham kani

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Doctor ki fever vasthey mana daggara ki
radu....

tokka unchuko!

Customer: aa banana enta?

sales person: 10 rs

cus: 6 rs ki ivvu

sp: aa rate ki aa banana
tokkostadi kavala?

cus: sare nenu 4 rs ki banana konta, kani

nuvvu tokka unchuko!

Pres...super...

Oka scientist president kaledu,
kani kalam ayyadu,

oka conductor superstar kaledu kani rajini ayyadu,

oka kothi mobile operate cheyyaledu,
kani nuvvu nijam ga great!

Lover badha....

Bhakthudu: Devuda Naku

Baadalu ivvu,

Dukham ivvu,

Tention ivvu,

Narakam ivvu,

Himsa ivvu,

Torcher ivvu.

God:Yedava
oka mata lo
Cheppochuga

LOVER KAVALANI....

Vemana mama...

Chuse prati ammayi navvadu...

navve prati ammayi preminchadu.

..

preminche prati ammayi pellicheskodu..

vishwadabhi rama ammayilni nammaku ra mama..

Aunty flower....

Yentha Andamaina Puvvaina
Vaadipoka tappadu..

Yentha andamaina ammai ayina
Aunty avvaka tappadu..

More Excuses...

INVITATION 2 All My Frndz
4 d ''FRNDSHIP DAY"  PARTY
On 7 Aug.2011
6 pm onwrds
Unique Hall,68Floor
Twin Towers,London.
Tappakunda Ravali..
No mre Excuses-

Photo mail...

('-_-') /(-_-)\ <] [\__/) (> _/ \_ _/_/ Its Ur photo wit ur Lovr in park daily naku msz cheykapothe e photo mi dad ki pampista.

Nadi vadilei....

iddaru vyaktulu oka jatara lo tappipoyina tama pellala kosam vetukutaru

1st one: ne wife ela untundi

2nd one: chala andamga, tellaga, sexy ga untundi

2nd one: mari nee bharya ela untundi?

1st one: nadi vadiley nee bharya ni vetukudam pada!

kada.. Po..

Nee kosum oka spical gift
techanu kallu musuko
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Donga!
Kallu musukoledu kada!
Neku Gift ledu.. nenu chepindi cheyaledu kada.. Po...

Ravi help...

Teacher asks children, meeru future lo em avvalanukuntunnaru?

Ram : nenu pilot avuta.

Vinod : nenu doctor avuta.

Deepa : nenu manchi ammani avuta.

Ravi : nenu deepa ki help chesta.

2first's

Patient: doctor, ide na first operation konchem jagrattaga cheyyandi!

Doctor: Nannu bhayapettaku, naku kuda ide first operation

Kabatti...???

1st beggar: chala sepati nundi yenduku aa movie poster ni  alane chustunnav?

2nd beggar: nene aa movie producer ni kabatti!

Back fire...

Okasari aeroplane rocket ni adugutundi "nuvvu enduku anta fast ga ela vellagalgutunnav?"

Rocket: evaraina neeku venaka manta pettinappudu telustundi aa badha emito!

10 cards

Girl to shopkeeper: Yedaina manchi love cards ivvandi!

Shopkeeper: Ee card chudu --"Nenu oka vyaktini chala ghadamga premincha"

Girl: Bagundi oka padi cardlu ivvandi!

Na wyf...

Man outside phone booth: hello enti chala sepati nundi wait chestunna intavaraku asalu emi matladaledu?

Man in phone booth: na wife to matladutunna!

Choice neede!

Monkey ki donkey ki difference enti?

Monkey ee message ni save chestundi!

Donkey ee message ni delete chestundi!

Choice neede!

Poison...

Man: naaku poison kavali!

Chemist: adi neeku ammalenu
taruvata atanu marriage certificate chupistadu

chemist: sorry nee daggara prescription undani teliyadu..idigo teesuko

Okkade....

3 ants ki enugu kanipistundu

1st one: danni champeddam

2nd one: dani leg viricheddam

3rd one: arey papam vadileddam ra adi okkate manam mugguram unnam...!

Packet friend...

Rani; urjent ga nak boyfriend kavali...

Vani; why...???

Rani; next month nundi ma dady nak paket money evadanta....Dat's y

SMS comment;
Raz yadav; e shani avadiki antuddo....

Nenu gandhiji

Na peru Ravi

Nenu gandhiji photos collect chestunnanu

Plz help me

Mi daggara gandhiji photos unna notlani pampinchandi

500/1000 Only....

Comments;
Raz yadav; vidabbaa.... Venna pedithe nakadu Velu pedite sikadu...

Priya cheppu...???

Boy : priya priya hrudhayam pagilela Preminchana

leka Pagilina hrudhayam tho preminchana??

Girl : cheppu thegela kottana

leka Thegina cheppu tho kottana??

Comments;
Fun master; kodukki dula thirindi..

-1+1÷2...???

oka interview lo

-1abbayi reject ayyadu

kani

+1ammayi select ayyindi!

Think..?

Valliddari paina first
÷2 buttons open unnayi kabatti...!!

{ -Reject, +Select, ÷by, 1M, 1F, 2Buttons, }

4vidya...???

Teacher: Oye Arun le roju nuvvu college ki endukostunnav nidrapodaanika?

Arun: ledandi vidya kosam,

Teacher: so why r u sleeping?

Arun: E roju vidya raaledu kadandi!

Plastic gurtu pattalekapotunna...!!!

Oka vyakti chala badha lo unnadu, appudu atani friend vachi

"yenduku anta badha padutunnav" annadu.

appudu aa vyatkti annadu

"nenu telisinodiki plastic surgery kosam 1 lakh ichanu ra, kani ippudu vadni

gurthupattalekapotunna ra antu edchesadu"!

Vadhina garu...

Okasari oka abbayi veltu veltu oka donkey mundu kalu jari paddau,

oka ammayi: mee annaya ashirwadam teesukuntunnava?

Abbai: Avunu vadina garu!

Big Ring...???

Iddaru friends matladukuntunnaru

1st one: orey nenu na gf ki gift ivvalanukuntunna emi ivvali cheppu?

2nd one: gold ring ivvu!

1st one: edanna peddadi cheppara

2nd one: MRF Tyre ivvu!

4m Rama2Krishna

Train TT: ekkadiki vellali

Baba: Ekkadaite ramudu janminchado akkadiki

TT: Ticket unda?

Baba: ledu

TT: ayite pada

Baba: ekkadiki nayana

TT: Ekkadaite krishnudu janminchado akkadi ki!

2weeks2walk...

Appa rao ki leg accident ayyindi

Doctor: Appa rao 2 weeks lo lechi tirugutav ayya!

2 weeks taruvata appa rao tana friend to ade vishayam cheppadu

Friend: mari doctor ninnu normal ga chesada?

Appa rao: avunu vadi bill kattadaniki naku unna car ammanu kada, ippudu ekkadiki vellina kallatone tiragali

Lyf in2 6girls...

Baba: Nee jeevitam loki araguru amayilu vastaru naayana

Bhaktudu: Abba swamy naa jeevitam dhanyam ayipoindi swamy

Baba: antaga santoshinchaku nayana nenu cheppina daniki ardham oka wife inka 5guru aada pillalu!

Ak... Pk...

Ak rao:  neeku swimming vacha?

Pk rao:  radu

Ak rao:  Neekante kukka nayam adi kuda swim chestundi

Pk rao: Neeku vacha swimming

Ak rao:  Avunu

Pk rao: ayite neeku kukkaki em teda?

Accident Case...

2 ayomayam gallu musuem lo unna mummy ni chusi.

Ayomayam 1: anni bandages aa Pakka Accident Case..

Ayomayam 2: Avunu..Lorry number kuda rasi undi.BC.1760..

Love birth...

Love Apudu puduthondo
telusa?????
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Shani dhaggaraga una apudu
Devudu manatho aadukovali
anukunapudu
Mana karma kalinapudu..

No daughter...

Chinapudu amma kavali.
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Teen age lo lover kavali.
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Tarvatha wife kavali.
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Kani kuthuru matram vodhu
a nukuntaru shame on us...

FB number...

Ammailanu number adagadam
kanna
Musukoni FB Lo chat cheyadam
Better
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Number.
icham kada ani Missed
Calls Ichi Sarvam naakestaru
ika
Sarva mangala Melamey...

Sight work...

Oka amaiki sight kodite adi
work..
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Valla frnds ki kuda sight kodtae
adi,
hard work..
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hard work never fails...

Tuch then sing...

oka girl class lo paadutondi

“O zara-zara touch me, touch me, touch me…”

appudu oka boy vachi touch chesi ila annadu

neeku dammunte inka paadu...

Welcm masktow...

oka doma pilla first time egirindi..malli intiki vachaka

nanna adigadu ela undi..

bagundi nanna ekkadiki vellina andaru chappatlu kotti

welcome chepparu

Disko ravana....

oka roju ravanudu disco ki velladu...

Kallu tirigi padipoyadu, due to shock..!
why.....?? "

endukante entry fee Rs. 1500 per HEAD kabatti...!!!

Lip chips...

priyuralu kiss cheste kaalayi na lips!

priyuralu kiss cheste kaalayi na lips!

Endukante tanu tini vachindi "Bingo red chilly chips"

Dog song???

Bommani giste kukkaindi,

Daggariki velte bow bow andi,

Sarle papam ani Biscuit veste

Adi tarmi tarmi karichindi

Love bow...

Dogs says....... bow bow

Crow says.......kav kav

I says ......love love

But u says.....bow bow

Sorry i dont love dogs.

Silliga undi kadha...

SOFTWARE MOVIES

SOFTWARE MOVIES comming in future;

1.INTLO JAVA, OFFICE LO BAVA

2."C" VEERUDU, "C++" SUNDHARI

3.NE PASSWORD NAKU THALUSU

4.PROGRAM RADDAM RA

5.KOTHA SOFTWARE LOKAM

Key caller....

Maatv channel lady Anchor: hellow Chapandi sir Yakadinuchi cal chesaturu?

Caller: RT nagar nochi

Anchor: nennu akkade hodedie Medi yava apartment?

Caller:raj apartment

Anchor: are! nadi adhe flat?

Caller: 20th Flat?

Anchor:nadi same flat enothaku meru yavaru?

Caller:nenu ni husbandne enothaku Enti key yakkada petavu

Key caller....

Maatv channel lady Anchor: hellow Chapandi sir Yakadinuchi cal chesaturu?

Caller: RT nagar nochi

Anchor: nennu akkade hodedie Medi yava apartment?

Caller:raj apartment

Anchor: are! nadi adhe flat?

Caller: 20th Flat?

Anchor:nadi same flat enothaku meru yavaru?

Caller:nenu ni husbandne enothaku Enti key yakkada petavu

Sad mardal...

Raja: Badha eppudu manathone
untadi kani santosham vachi
pothuntundi..
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Explain in English
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Raja: My wife is always with me..
But my mardal comes and goes...

3Books=1Book

Oka cristian bible BOOK ne
chustadu..!!

Oka muslim khuran BOOK ne
chustadu..!!

Oka hindhu bagvadgeetha ne
chustadu..!!
BUT..
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Andharu chuse book..
FACEBOOK...

Good morning

Tst Rst Wst Bst....???

Jeevitham lo prema oka
"TEST"

Dorikithe manasuku
"REST"

Lakshalamandi
ammailunna
"WASTE"

Vallandarilo nuvve
"BEST"

G98

Teacher with jaffa...

Teacher : soodhi tho guchite blood
enduku bayataku vastundi ?
Jaffa :evaru gucharo chuddam ani
Vasthundi
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Teacher : daridruda nuv marav ra..

FB password...

Oka ammayi nijam ga love chesthundi
ani eappudu telusthundho telusa.
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Thana face book password chepinappudu...

Gm

Kik afect...

In an Aeroplane,
after 4-5 drinks-
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British- Slept.
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American- working on internet.
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German- watching movies.
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Chinese- listening to music.
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INDIAN- arey oh pilot ga levu bey
bandi nenu
naduputha...

Pori beer....

Ponge beer ni
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Kopam tho unna pori ni Control cheyatam chala kastam...

100west 1is great

100 mandini preminchadam goppa kadu.
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100 shavacharalu okke ammayini preminchadam goppa.

Brother accounts

Nannu facebook lo Brother Ani Pilichi
Prathi Ammai ni..
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Fake Accounts Anukuntta...

Last bench...

Sitting on Last bench and thinking:
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"Thu dheenamma jeevitham, veediki teacher job evadichadra dhevuda...

Email2Female

Duniya lo 2 Network
anniti kante chala speed..
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1. Email
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2. Female
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1 Minute lo ekkadi matter akkada vuntadi..
Agree ???

Silent Ring tone...

B.F unna Girls mobiles eppudu
silent loney untai.
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B.F leni Girls mobiles eppudu
ringtone mode loney untai..
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Kani Girl friends unna leka poyina
Ma Boys mobiles eppudu ring
tone mode loney untai...

1mnt=100yrs abow

Prema putta taniki 100 years
avasaram ledhu
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Oka nimisham chalu.
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Alagey
Puttina Prema ni marchi
potaniki 100 years kuda
chaladhu...

Chocklet bear....!!!!

College student :

"Rey chinna..
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Neku chocolate ista..
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ne akka number istava .. ??"
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3rd Std Boy:
"neku beer ista bava..
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Eee letter ne chelliki istava.... ?" Generation bhayya..

75% Girls

Fb lo 75% girls pro pics pettatledu u
know why??

Photoshop chestarani kadu
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valla face chusaka unfriend
chestame monanna
bayam
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but vallaku teliyadu boys face chusi
follow avvaru
character chustaru ani.
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Am i r8? agree guys??...

Nee jaathi...???

Regular chat words and their hidden
meanings:
Oh = Saal Thi.
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Whatever = Peekinav Thi.
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Fine = Manchidi Thi.
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Hmmm = Cheppinav Thi.
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K = Nee Jaathi...

Maripoyadu telusa??

Wyf; mana abbai purthiga maripoyadu telusa??

Hsb; ala cheppagalavv??

Wyf; enthkamundu mana enti kitiki addalu palagotte vadu
kani
eppudu pakkinti valla kitiki addalu matrame palaggotunnadu???

Kasta lavu inattunnadu??

Sujatha; e madya mi ayana kasta lavu inattunnadu???

Suchitra; Doctor rest tiskommadani konni nelaluga ma ayanni kottadam manesa...!!!

Indian Boys..

Philosophy of Indian Boys..
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Flirt with Attractive Girl,
Friendship with Smart Girl,
Love with Sincere Girl,
Marriage with-
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nek evaru nachithe varithone amma...