Husband came home drunk.
To avoid wife's scolding, he took a laptop & started working.
Wife: did u drink
Husband : no
Wife: Idiot then y u r typing on suitcase
Wife : I hate that beggar.
Husband : Why ?
Wife : Rascal, yesterday
I gave him food
today he gave me a book
How to Cook !!!
Girl: wat's d price of galaxy grand??
Salesman: Rs.18,000/-
Girl: OMG
Girl: and iphone?? . .
Salesman: OMG + OMG + OMG
A cute excuse
Teacher-Y r u late?
Student-Mom & dad were fighting.
Teacher-so what makes U late if dey were fighting?
Student-one shoe was in mom's hand and one in dad's..
Mother to Son:
Who is Tippu Sultan ?
Son : Don't know
Mother : Sometime give attention to study also
Son to Mother : Do you know Chinky Aunty?
Mother : Don't know
Son: Sometimes give attention to Dad also
A letter from a teacher to a parent
Dear Parent,
Kumar doesn't smell nice in class. Please try to bath him.
Parent's answer:
Dear Teacher,
Kumar is not a rose,
Dont smell him,
Teach him....
Smart answer by a female
On a flight, a guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him...
Nice perfume..
which one is it?
I want to gift it to my wife..!!
Lady
Don't give her....
some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her..!!
Pagalaina leva lenu,,
lechinaa baitiki raanu
Vachinaa naake nenu..
enduko ardham kaanu..
Good morning iyaa
Nee andhaniki..
naa good morning..
inthandanga unnave....
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adsav le fac apudaina addam lo chuskunnava?
Pagalaina leva lenu,,
lechinaa baitiki raanu
Vachinaa naake nenu..
enduko ardham kaanu..
Good morning
Anandam cheppalenidhi
Santhosham pattaranidi,
Kopam panikiranidi,
Prema cherigiponidi,
Sneham maruvalenidi,
But nidra agalenidi,
Sleep well,
Good Night...
Challati chirugali niku thiyyaga gola paduthunte
Chudachakkani chandmama
niku vennela duppati kapputunte
kammani kalavodilo prasanthamga nidhrapo
Mithramaa....
Gundello,
Ohalani,
Oosulani,
Dhachukuni,
Nuvvu istapade,
Ganapakalanu haayaiga,
Thalachukuntu,
Nidhurapovalani manaspurthi ga, korukuntu,
cheptuna,
Good Night..
Lady smile enchindi anni propose chesethe
Prema start aiendi 90%
khachitam Prema start aithe pelli kakunte
Devadas aiyadi 100% khachitam
"shobhodhayam"
Mithramaa...
Ee chirugali
Neeku jola padutu unte!
Valipoye ni kanureppala matuna
Koti kalalu udayinchalani
Nee prati kala nijam kavalani
Koruthu gn...
Kanulaku visranthi kalipisthu
Kalalaku swagatham palukuthu
Yedhalo.. vedhanalaku
Veedukolu chepthu
Hayiga nidrapo
Mithrama....
Po SMS po...
Na frind daggaraku Po!
Velli Hello Cheppu!
Save chesthe Thanx Cheppu!
Delete Chesthe Sry Cheppu!
Idi chadivi nannu gurthuku thechukunte
Good Night Cheppu!
Premalo thyagam goppadhi
Manishilo aishwaryam goppadhi
Kani snehamlo yelanti goppa
vundedi ledhu anduke
Sneham cheyandi...
Chala mandi
Chala sarlu
Chala manditho
Chala Istanga
Chala Prmatho
Cheppe
Chala Chinna mata
Neto
Cheppalanukuntunna
Cheppanaaa….!
Adentante….
Adi
Good Night
Miru prayanichavalasina
"GOOD NIGHT" Express
Marikothisepatilo
Mi bed ane
Platform medhaki
Ravataniki sidham ga undhi.
G98...
Nestama ..
Eee Chirugali
Neeku Jola padutu unte!
Valipoye Nee Kanureppala matuna
koti Kalalu Udayinchalani
Nee prati kala Nijam kavalani
Aasistu ne friend...
GOOD n8...
Nidra poyava?
nidra poyi emi sadistav?
mundu le…
Lechina emi sadistav cheppu?
Po poyi nidrapo…
Gn...
Girl Siggu paduthuu Boy dhaggaraki vachi Adigindhi.
Girl: prathirojuuu.. morning Nundi midnite Dhaka Maa inti mundhu untunnaav. Nenu chuusthunnanu. Nee Sincerity Naaku Nacchindhi. ''I Love U"
Boy: Okka Nimisham Aagu thalleee.. Mee Intlo Wi-Fi ni vaadukodaaniki Ikkaduntunnaa.. Asalu Nee moham inthavarakuu chuudaledhu.
Boy On a Date In His BMW Car
Boy: "Neeku Nenu Oka Nijam Cheppaali"
Gf : "Yenti?
Boy: "I Am Already Married!
Gf: Champesaav Kadha raa Baabu. . Neninkaa Ee Car Needhi kaadhu Antaavemo Ani Bhayapadi Chachaanu
On Facebook Chatting.
Boy: You Are Looking Beautiful.. Photo Is Really Amazing..
Girl: Kadhaa.. Em Vadithe Ala Unnano Chepukoo Chuddam.. . . . .
Boy: Adobe Photoshop Cs5.. Ade Kadhaa..
Oka Girl Bus Stand Lo Nilch unte Akkada ki Oka Boy Vacchi Tease Chesthunnaadu. Girl: Mee Intlo Amma.. Akka. Chelli Leraaa? Boy: Naaku Yevaruu Leru.. Flat lo Ontarigaa Untaanu. . . . Girl: Ayithe Padhaa Mee Intiki. Ikkada Time pass Chesthunna aventi Fast...
A boy Girl friend tho velthunadu Snehitudu adigadu : yavaru thanu?
Boy: thanu naa cousin.
Snehitudu chapadu : last year lo Thanu Naa cousin
Girl:neeku ey book antey ishtam?
Boy:facebook.
Girl:facebook lo neeku ishtamaina page?
Boy:all pages.
Girl:neeku future lo baga use ayyey book enty?
Boy:my dad cheque book.
Girl : satya narayana tandri nannu exam lo pass cheyava.
Boy: satya narayana mama nannu kuda exam lo pass cheyava..
Girl: hey neku devudu mama enduku avuthadu.
Boy: arey ala kadhe pilla niku thandri aithe naku mama ne kadha ayyedhi.
Neeku kaboye husband ela undalii. Girl : prabhas height tho, allu arjun style tho, mahesh babu smile tho, pawan kalyan power tho, manmadhudu manishi laa pudithe ela untadoo ala undalii..
Neeku kaboye wife ela undalii.. Boy: andangaa undi nannu artham chesukune ammayi vasthe chaaluu.
Agree boyss???
Lovers 2013..
GF: Nenu neku gurtho chinapudu nuvu Em chesthav??
BF - Neku istamaina Chocolate thinta. Mari nuvu em chesthav???
GF - Nenu kuda oka Gold Flake king thagutha...
Boy : how are you...??
Girl : fine.
Boy : missing me..?
Girl -
Boy: na health bale ra.
Boy: how's ur day...??
Girl -
Boy: busy aa...??
Girl: umhmm.
Boy : pakkana evaraina unnara...?
Girl : no ....!
Boy : osey pithri moham dana mari matladakunda mi babu face lu pampistav enti msg lo.....!
Girl:...... hehehe....
Boy : businessman movie chusava?
Girl : chudaledu,
Boy : journey chusava?
Girl : chudaledu,
Boy : mr.perfect chusava? .
Girl : asalu nenu english cinemale chudanu.
Boy : vammo varnayano niko...
Boy : businessman movie chusava?
Girl : chudaledu,
Boy : journey chusava?
Girl : chudaledu,
Boy : mr.perfect chusava? .
Girl : asalu nenu english cinemale chudanu.
Boy : vammo varnayano niko...
Cafe lo.
Boy to girl.
Boy - i lov u.
Girl boy ni laagipetti kotti "EMANNAAV"mallee chepparaa andhi kopamgaa.
Boy girl ni laagipetti kotti.
Neeku vinapadaledhu kadhe. Marendhuku kottaav....????
Girl:Baga Gurthosthnav Raa, Anduke Tattukoleka Call Chesanu
Boy:Ippude Kada 45 Mins Matladav
Girl: oh! Shit Malli Neeke Call Chesana.!!
In a park,a boy n girl were sitting! 2dogs kissing each other...
Boy:- jaanu if u dont mind nenu kuda..
Girl: ok ok... kani jagratha karusthundemo
Boy:Dear Look into my eyes what do u see?Tell me...!
Girl-"true love"
Boy-"Osi ni True love thagaletta.
kantlo Nalaka padindi oodhi savu
Boy:Nenu chanipothe nuvvem chestav?
Gal:Nenu netho patu chanipota.
Boy:Naku telusu,
Jyothishudu appude cheppadu, chachina
daridram ventaduthundani.
2 boys 2 girls ventapadataru,
aa girls boys ki rakhi kadataru,
1st boy: ippudemcheddam
2nd boy: nenu ne sis ni pelli
chesukunta, nuvvu na sis ni pelli chesko
Girl: abba chala tight ga undi
Boy: don't worry,
nenu mellaga pedtha
Girl: pettu
boy: pettalekapotunna
girl: abba chala noppiga undi
boy: marchipo . . . . . . . . . . . .
wedding ring kotadi kondam le!
Nuvvem anukunnav?
Oka boy beautiful girl chusi ventane velli kiss chestadu
Girl: "stupid emchestunnav"?
Boy: B.tech 2nd year
2lovers plan sucide. boy jumps first.
girl closed her eyes n returned back.
boy in air opens parachute shouts "Gamma dini ammamma"
girl:nuvvu monthly enni sarlu sshave chestav.
boy:monthly kadhu rojuku 30nundi 10 sarlu chestanu.
girl:mentalodiva
boy:kadhu mangalodini......
Girl: ala choostaventi neeku akka chelli lera.
Boy: unnaru anduke choostunna.
Girl: adenti?
Boy: vallaki vadina kavalanta.
boy. priya priya hrudhayam pagilela preminchana leka pagilina hrudhayam tho preminchana
girl. cheppu thegela kottana leka thegina cheppu tho kottana
BOY: I Love You!
Girl: K. Repu Intike Vachey!
NEXT, Next Day..
Boy: Ninna intiki vasthe nuv lev enti?
Girl: Chepanu kadha evaru undarani!!!!!!!!! :) :)
College stating day
boy:ni peru enti .?
girl: nannu andaru “akka” ani pilustharu.
Boy: wow what a co incedent. Nannu andaru “bava” ani pilustharu.
Boy: kobbari chettu ekkithe engineering college girls kanipistunaru
Girl:akkadi nundi rendu chetulu vadiley, Medical college ammayilu kuda kanipistaru...
Keep smiling !!!
Oka roju iddaru lovers phone lo kakunda pigeons to messages send cheyyalani anukunnaru, next day pigeon emi message tekunda vachindi,
boy:endunku message pampaledu ani kopam to call chestadu
girl: orey edava adi miss call ra antundi...
oka girl and boy ontariga kurchunnaru
girl: nannu muttukoku, idanta pellaina taruvate
boy: ayite pellaina taruvata naku call chey!
Girl: Nuvvu nannu kiss cheste godava chesta!
Boy: Ayina ikkada evvaru leru kada
Girl: Naku telusu kani formality kosam
Boy:"hey,
i love u,
naaku gf ga untava. ??
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Grl:"hmmmm!
nee number ivvu,
present bf to break up aypote
miss call istale!
Boy: nenu chachi pothey nuvvu emi chesthav..
Girl: nenu kuda chachipotha..
Boy: naaku thelusu..
Girl: ela....? . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Boy: gudi lo poojari cheppadu
"DHARIDHRAM CHACHINA VADHALADHU" ani..
Boy- I love u
girl- Na cheppu size telusa
boy- u naughty..ila prapose chesano ledho apude gifts adagadam start chesava?. dhonga..!!!
Money kosam chesedhi duty,
manchi pani kosam chesedhi help,
ishta padi chesedhi prema,
but...
"Prematho chesedhi sneham"
A beautiful girl was sitting alone in coffee shop.. . .
A handsome boy came & asked "If u don't mind can I sit here?"
Girl - No! . .
Boy - why?? . . . .
Girl :- Bcoz, I have mind..
Ee girls ki english epdu vasthundho ento...
Girl: Nenu eche okka smile ki
okka abbayi padi pothadu
thelusa?
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Boy: Mari alanti appudu manchi tuth paste tho kadugavachu ga teeth ni.
Punch padindhi papa ki...
Prathi morning memu
Chuesutu untam
surya Kiranaluni
Samayani memu katti Hunchutam
Prathi andhariki
Arms Suryodham
Venukati anubhavalu
Eppadu anubhavalu
Mundira houna anubhavalu
Use chesukodi me anubhavalu
To Achieve miku Expatation
Have a sweet morning
Preyamiyana snehithuda
Nuvu gnapakam chesuko
Lechina samayam
kallu therachi Therachi chodandi moblieni
Na wish miku chabuthunnu
Shobodhayam
Hi
Actually
Chemically
Physically
Biologically
Zoologicaly
Historically
Mathematically
Equally
Finally
Exactly
I Wish U
Shubodhayam
Nesthama Subhodayam
Suryuni raka,
Pakshula keka,
Enduka guraka,
Chusavga na sms raka,
Nirdhra lestava eka...
good morning
[¤_¤].......... Hi.. Im
_/'"'"\_ Robot.
POTTI.. Speed 1 Tera Hertz..
Memory 1 Giga Byets.
my boss *TYPE YOUR NAME*
meeku gud mrng chapamanaru. Task completed.
Chala baguna rojulu
Pushapala Udhayam
Rangulaminya Madhyanam
Sathoshamiyana Sayantram Nirmalamaina Ratri!!!
Yappudu veluthu Ostundi Chala baguna rojula Dinam miku...
Suryudu vachinappudu Prapanchanike velughu
Chandrudu vachinappadu Chandra madhalanike velughu
emi luck midi?
Naa message vachinappadhu Me mobile lu koda vellughu
Good morning
Jeevitham okka ice cream lantidi
Taste cheste karigi pothuodi
Waste cheste karigi pothuodi
So better taste it,
don't waste it..
Good morning
E-msg chadivina kshanam nunchi Oka mata cheppalani undi Kani e vidham ga cheppavalasi Vasthundani anukoledu Intaki nenu cheppa valasina Mata emitante
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Nee msg Chala bagundi.
Good Morning
Begger: amma thalli kastha Annam unte pettamma nenu Mugavadini matladalenu.
Aunty: pakkintiki velli adagu Povayya.naku vinapadadu chevudu...!
Good Morning
Prema anedi neti bindhuvu lantidi Friendship anedi samudram lantidhi Friendship ni miss cheskokande.. Good morning
Enjoy cheyi
Free Time Duty cheyi
Day Time Nidra po
Night Time Call cheyi
Some Time Msg cheyi
Any Time but Nannu matram Marchipoku
Life Time Gud Mrng !!
Piliche mata kanna..
thaliche hrudayam goppadi antaru.
piliche matalo “AVASARAM” untundi.
Thaliche hrudayamlo “PREMA” untundi.
anduke nenu neetho prati roju matladakapoyina
thaluchukuntune untanu…
Good Morning…
O priyathama! Vikasinche pushpam neevu.
Virajimme sugandham nenu.
Alarinche gaanam neevu.
Aakarsinche gatram nenu.
O priyathama e chiru kavitha ne korake.
Good Morning
Neeku ninna Morning
nunchi oka Vishayam cheppalani anukunna kani
ela cheppalo naku theliyayadam ledu
Kani cheppakunda undalenu
Mari feel avakudadu.
Ademante Good Morning!
Keep Smiling.....
G- gundelo
O- Odigipoye
O- o nestama
D- duranga unna
M- marichipoku
O- o mitrama
R- roju
N- ninnu talache
I- ie manchi
N- nestanni
G- gurthunchuko..
RAMACHARI:suryodayam aindi melkondi.
REMO:hey!Get up yar.See beauty of sunrise
APARICHITHUDU:ne yabba...ray....nee talli....!tellarindi lera...!Gud morg
5yrs boy; "i love u mommy"
Mommy; "i2love u my swty"
15yrs boy; "i love u mommy"
Mommy; "niku evvadaniki na dhaggara dhammidi ledu",
25yrs son; "i love u mommy"
Mommy; "avarra aa ammai... Akkaduntadhi...???",
35yrs son; "i love u mommy"
Mommy; "niku mundhe cheppanu thanu niku thagina ammai kadhu ani",
55yrs son; "i love u mommy"
Mommy; "nenu mathram a paper pai santhakam cheyyanu"
"balli ni notloki poyevaraku theliyane ledha..???"pashent potta
parikshistu adigadu doctor,
"balli kante mundhu boddinka notloki dhuradam thelusu doctor.
Balli dhanni pattukoni venakki vachestundhi anukunnanu"cheppadu
chintha valasa chithambaram..
Mommy; "andhukura chintu vicharanga kurchunnav...???"
Chintu; "nela rojulu ga ma maths teacher maha laxmi ravatledhu mommy...thanaki
taifaid ata "
Mommy; "ayyo... Papam thaggipoddi le nivem worry kaku"
Chintu; "worry andhuku kadhu... E roju malli class ki vastundhi".
Father; "mi teacher nidhrapoyadani head master ki chepthe kottadaa...???"
Son; "avunu nanna... Vedhava, na nidhra padu cheyadaniki vachaava ani
thitti mari kottadu"
10 va shathabdhi: babu... Mana thega ammai ne chesko...
15 va shathabdhi: babu mana kulam ammai ne chesko...
20 va shathabdhi: babu mana matham ammai ne chesko...
25 va shathabdhi: babu mana sthai ammai ne chesko...
30 va shathabdhi: babu ammai ithe chalu chesko...!!!
Teacher; "chintu tapala shaka lo post women andhuku undaro
telusa...???"
Chintu; "telusu teacher ... Adavallu delivari cheyadaniki 9months paduthundhi
kabatti.....????"
shivanandham; "alanti aammai ni pelli chesukovalanukuntunnavu...??"
Naresh; "rupavathi, gunavathi, sahanavathi, sahasavathi..."
Shivanandham; "okkadhani thone vegaleka chastunna...naluguri tho ala veguthav ra
pichodaa...???"
"sundhari subbarao lu park ki vellaru,
"aa chettu kindha chethi lo mandhu bottle tho gaddam perigina aa
manishini chusara...???" bartha chevilo mellaga gonigindhi sundhari,
"haa... Chusanu ithe...??"
annadu subbarao,
"padhella kritham naku prapose cheste reject chesanu vade vidu..."
goppaga cheppindhi sundhari,
"antha aanandham kaligithe matram... Dhanini padhellu ga selebrate
cheskovadam antha manchidhi kadhu" eershaga annadu subbarao...!!!
virayya; "nenu ni vayasulo undaga chithu kagithalu arukoni lakshadhikari iyyanu
telusa..??"
facebook lo chating chestunna koduku tho aannadu,
Akhil; "thnk god... Manchi pani chesaru, lekapothe eppudu nenu chittu
kagithalu arukovalsi vachedhi"
laptop nundi thala thippakunda javabu echadu...!!!
Ak Rao; "niku hanumanthudu telusa...???"
Pk Rao; "aayi... Gullo chuddamenandi, bayata antha parichayam ledu"
"venu ... Nenu niku dhakkanemonani bayanga undhi, ma entlo vallu naku
pelli sambandhalu chustunnaru" bhela ga andhi suma,
"na kosam vicharinchaku suma... Ma akka kuthuru rady ga undhi" casuval
ga cheppadu venu....!!!
"monna vetakellinappudu peddapuli chevulu oke debbaki narikesanu"
misam melestu cheppadu natasenudu....
"mari thala narakaledha???" thellaboyadu senadhipathi,
"dhanni mundhe narikesadevado" pidikili biginchadu natasenudu....
Boy; "hai... Miss... Ni phone number please"
Girl; "100"
Boy; "edhi police station number kada"
Girl; "nuvvu eppudu vellalsindhi aakkadike kadha...!!!"
"Ara... Malli lekkallo fail iyyava...??"kopanga adigadu thandri,
"m cheyyamantaru..? Ma teacher ke sariga ravu,
monna 5+7=12 aannadu ninna 4+8=12 aannadu evala 10+2=12 aantunnadu,
teacher ke antha confusion unte eka nakem lekkalu vastai nanna"
chiragga cheppadu chintu...
"aamma... Ninna rathri naku ma aayanaku godava indhi kottukunnam
kudaa..." thalli ki phone lo adustu cheppindhi sujatha,
"pellaina kottalo evanni mamule thwaralone anni sardhukuntai"
bhodhinchindhi thalli,
"aadi sare.. Enthaki mi allunni a hospita lo cherpinchamantavo cheppu"
salaha adigindhi sujatha...!!!
"subbaraju ki ni kidni echi brathikincha mantavaaa.....
Ni thyagam goppadhi babu" mechuknnadu doctor ramaraju,
"thyagama bongaa... Vadiki 50 lakshalu appuechinodini" borumannadu shivaraju....
"oka cheppu visirina thamaru enka prasangam apaledhu" preshkakullonchi
aricharevaro,
"aa rendo cheppu kuda visurutharani chusthunna...okka cheppu m
chesukonu?? Ani badhulichadu prasangiche vyakthi...!!!
girisham thana frizz ni enti bayata petti "kavalsina vallu dhinni
uchitanga thiskelavachu" aani dhaniko tag thagilinchadu,
varam rojulu gadichina dhanni avaru thiskellaledhu,
oka friend salaha meraku aa tag thisesi "frizz 2000 mathrame
kavalisina varu sampradhinchavachu" ane tag thagilinchadu,
masati roju udhayaniki frizz mayamaindhi...!!!
tholisari adukkovadaniki vidhulloki vellinappudu muddettemmaa... Anakudadhu,
muddeyee... Thallyee.... Aanali.....!!!
H; ninnu kallajodu pettukoni vanta cheyyami anni sarlu cheppanu...
Chudu kura ninda thala ventrukale....
W; nenu cheppedi adhe kallajodu lekunda bhoncheyakandi ani... Aavi
kottimira khadalu....
