Saturday, January 3, 2015

I love u mommy....

5yrs boy; "i love u mommy"

Mommy; "i2love u my swty"

15yrs boy; "i love u mommy"

Mommy; "niku evvadaniki na dhaggara dhammidi ledu",

25yrs son; "i love u mommy"

Mommy; "avarra aa ammai... Akkaduntadhi...???",

35yrs son; "i love u mommy"

Mommy; "niku mundhe cheppanu thanu niku thagina ammai kadhu ani",

55yrs son; "i love u mommy"

Mommy; "nenu mathram a paper pai santhakam cheyyanu"

balli boddinka....

"balli ni notloki poyevaraku theliyane ledha..???"pashent potta
parikshistu adigadu doctor,

"balli kante mundhu boddinka notloki dhuradam thelusu doctor.
Balli dhanni pattukoni venakki vachestundhi anukunnanu"cheppadu
chintha valasa chithambaram..

she is back...

Mommy; "andhukura chintu vicharanga kurchunnav...???"

Chintu; "nela rojulu ga ma maths teacher maha laxmi ravatledhu mommy...thanaki
taifaid ata "

Mommy; "ayyo... Papam thaggipoddi le nivem worry kaku"

Chintu; "worry andhuku kadhu... E roju malli class ki vastundhi".

sleeping mans

Father; "mi teacher nidhrapoyadani head master ki chepthe kottadaa...???"

Son; "avunu nanna... Vedhava, na nidhra padu cheyadaniki vachaava ani
thitti mari kottadu"

aammai...

10 va shathabdhi: babu... Mana thega ammai ne chesko...

15 va shathabdhi: babu mana kulam ammai ne chesko...

20 va shathabdhi: babu mana matham ammai ne chesko...

25 va shathabdhi: babu mana sthai ammai ne chesko...

30 va shathabdhi: babu ammai ithe chalu chesko...!!!

post women...

Teacher; "chintu tapala shaka lo post women andhuku undaro
telusa...???"

Chintu; "telusu teacher ... Adavallu delivari cheyadaniki 9months paduthundhi
kabatti.....????"

4typs gunavathi...???

shivanandham; "alanti aammai ni pelli chesukovalanukuntunnavu...??"

Naresh; "rupavathi, gunavathi, sahanavathi, sahasavathi..."

Shivanandham; "okkadhani thone vegaleka chastunna...naluguri tho ala veguthav ra
pichodaa...???"

10years selebration....

"sundhari subbarao lu park ki vellaru,

"aa chettu kindha chethi lo mandhu bottle tho gaddam perigina aa
manishini chusara...???" bartha chevilo mellaga gonigindhi sundhari,

"haa... Chusanu ithe...??"
annadu subbarao,

"padhella kritham naku prapose cheste reject chesanu vade vidu..."
goppaga cheppindhi sundhari,

"antha aanandham kaligithe matram... Dhanini padhellu ga selebrate
cheskovadam antha manchidhi kadhu" eershaga annadu subbarao...!!!

chittu kagithalu....

virayya; "nenu ni vayasulo undaga chithu kagithalu arukoni lakshadhikari iyyanu
telusa..??"

facebook lo chating chestunna koduku tho aannadu,

Akhil; "thnk god... Manchi pani chesaru, lekapothe eppudu nenu chittu
kagithalu arukovalsi vachedhi"
laptop nundi thala thippakunda javabu echadu...!!!

hanuman....

Ak Rao; "niku hanumanthudu telusa...???"

Pk Rao; "aayi... Gullo chuddamenandi, bayata antha parichayam ledu"

na kosam....

"venu ... Nenu niku dhakkanemonani bayanga undhi, ma entlo vallu naku
pelli sambandhalu chustunnaru" bhela ga andhi suma,

"na kosam vicharinchaku suma... Ma akka kuthuru rady ga undhi" casuval
ga cheppadu venu....!!!

benda kaya... Vankaya...

"Amandi... Nenu bendakaya, vankaya kuralu thappinchi marevi
vandalenandi" kothaga kapuraniki vachina susila bojanam vaddistu
gomuga andhi,

mudda gutakestu "enthaki aa renditlo edhem kuraa...???"midigudla tho
adigadu mohana rao....!!!

--
raz-yadav

thala chevulu....

"monna vetakellinappudu peddapuli chevulu oke debbaki narikesanu"
misam melestu cheppadu natasenudu....

"mari thala narakaledha???" thellaboyadu senadhipathi,

"dhanni mundhe narikesadevado" pidikili biginchadu natasenudu....

100 miss...

Boy; "hai... Miss... Ni phone number please"

Girl; "100"

Boy; "edhi police station number kada"

Girl; "nuvvu eppudu vellalsindhi aakkadike kadha...!!!"

master maths...

"Ara... Malli lekkallo fail iyyava...??"kopanga adigadu thandri,

"m cheyyamantaru..? Ma teacher ke sariga ravu,
monna 5+7=12 aannadu ninna 4+8=12 aannadu evala 10+2=12 aantunnadu,
teacher ke antha confusion unte eka nakem lekkalu vastai nanna"
chiragga cheppadu chintu...

thalli kuthuru alludu...

"aamma... Ninna rathri naku ma aayanaku godava indhi kottukunnam
kudaa..." thalli ki phone lo adustu cheppindhi sujatha,

"pellaina kottalo evanni mamule thwaralone anni sardhukuntai"
bhodhinchindhi thalli,

"aadi sare.. Enthaki mi allunni a hospita lo cherpinchamantavo cheppu"
salaha adigindhi sujatha...!!!

kidni..money...

"subbaraju ki ni kidni echi brathikincha mantavaaa.....
Ni thyagam goppadhi babu" mechuknnadu doctor ramaraju,

"thyagama bongaa... Vadiki 50 lakshalu appuechinodini" borumannadu shivaraju....

profit....

"oka cheppu visirina thamaru enka prasangam apaledhu" preshkakullonchi
aricharevaro,

"aa rendo cheppu kuda visurutharani chusthunna...okka cheppu m
chesukonu?? Ani badhulichadu prasangiche vyakthi...!!!

idea...

girisham thana frizz ni enti bayata petti "kavalsina vallu dhinni
uchitanga thiskelavachu" aani dhaniko tag thagilinchadu,

varam rojulu gadichina dhanni avaru thiskellaledhu,

oka friend salaha meraku aa tag thisesi "frizz 2000 mathrame
kavalisina varu sampradhinchavachu" ane tag thagilinchadu,

masati roju udhayaniki frizz mayamaindhi...!!!

advice2begger...

tholisari adukkovadaniki vidhulloki vellinappudu muddettemmaa... Anakudadhu,
muddeyee... Thallyee.... Aanali.....!!!

chelli ni mingesindhi...

thanaku puttaboye chelli gurinchi oka nalugella pillavadu roju teacher
ki cheptundevadu, oka roju vadi amma vadi chethulni thana potta midha
petti chelli kadhalikalni chupinchindhi, aa tharvatha nunchi aa
pillavadu chelli gurinchi teacher ki cheppadam manesadu, m indhi ee
madhya ni chelli cheppadam andhuk manesav?? Ani teacher adigite aa
pillavadu "ma aamma dhanni thinesindhi" ani adustu cheppadata...!!!

--
raz-yadav

Friday, January 2, 2015

10years....

Tcr; suresh 1809 year vishesham anti...???

Suresh; abraham linkan puttina year teacher...

Tcr; vry gud... Next nuvvu cheppu rajesh 1819year
vishesham anti???

Rajesh; abraham linkan ki 10years....

Chanti song....

Chanti mom; Dr.. Ma chanti gadu oke pata ni mally mally paduthunnadu
pichi pattindhemonani bayanga undhi....

Dr; kangarem ledu mi vadu cell phone mingesadu..call vachinappudalla
dhani ringtone miku vinipistundhi Anthe....

Drinkers....

Wyf; m chestunnaru..???

Hub; dhomalni champuthunna...

Wyf; eppatiki anni dhomalu champaru???

Hub; 5... 2ada dhomalu 3moga dhomalu...

Wyf; ada moga dhomalu ani ala kanipettaru???

Hub; ada dhomalalu addam mida valai.. Moga dhomalu beer botile mida
valinavi.....

Prathi aammai....

Chuse prathi ammai navvadu..

Navve prathi ammai preminchadu...

Preminche prathi ammai pelladadhu....

Viswadhabirama....

Ammailanu nammakura mama!!!!

Doctor sicret.....

Dr; mata padipadipoina 13va number bed peshent
lo m ina devolopment unda...?

Nusrse; yes Dr... Okati rendu matalu matladuthunnadu....

Dr; good imprument... M matladutunnadu...???

Nurse; entha dhikkumalina hospital munupennadu ani....!!!

Onamalu...

Hero; vandha cinimalalo natinchaka telsindhira naku natanalo onamalu kuda ravani

Frnd; mari eppatiki hero ga natistune unnav ga..?

Hero; tappadu natinchakapothe fans na thata thistamanturu......

Punch.. Punch...

H; ninnu kallajodu pettukoni vanta cheyyami anni sarlu cheppanu...
Chudu kura ninda thala ventrukale....

W; nenu cheppedi adhe kallajodu lekunda bhoncheyakandi ani... Aavi
kottimira khadalu....

Kittaiah kills....

Aparichitudu kills negliance


shivaji kills block money


togure kills curruption


but


one and only balakrishna kills audiens....