Stop less..

Anandam cheppalenidhi

Santhosham pattaranidi,

Kopam panikiranidi,

Prema cherigiponidi,

Sneham maruvalenidi,

But nidra agalenidi,

Sleep well,

Good Night...

Nidra po...

Challati chirugali niku thiyyaga gola paduthunte

Chudachakkani chandmama
niku vennela duppati kapputunte

kammani kalavodilo prasanthamga nidhrapo

Mithramaa....

Hartful...

Gundello,

Ohalani,

Oosulani,

Dhachukuni,

Nuvvu istapade,

Ganapakalanu haayaiga,

Thalachukuntu,

Nidhurapovalani manaspurthi ga, korukuntu,

cheptuna,

Good Night..

90% 2 100%....

Lady smile enchindi anni propose chesethe

Prema start aiendi 90%

khachitam Prema start aithe pelli kakunte

Devadas aiyadi 100% khachitam

"shobhodhayam"

My friend...

Mithramaa...

Ee chirugali

Neeku jola padutu unte!

Valipoye ni kanureppala matuna

Koti kalalu udayinchalani

Nee prati kala nijam kavalani

Koruthu gn...

Yedhalo...

Kanulaku visranthi kalipisthu

Kalalaku swagatham palukuthu

Yedhalo.. vedhanalaku

Veedukolu chepthu

Hayiga nidrapo

Mithrama....

Go sms...

Po SMS po...

Na frind daggaraku Po!

Velli Hello Cheppu!

Save chesthe Thanx Cheppu!

Delete Chesthe Sry Cheppu!

Idi chadivi nannu gurthuku thechukunte

Good Night Cheppu!

Cheyyandi...

Premalo thyagam goppadhi

Manishilo aishwaryam goppadhi

Kani snehamlo yelanti goppa

vundedi ledhu anduke

Sneham cheyandi...

Chala...

Chala mandi

Chala sarlu

Chala manditho

Chala Istanga

Chala Prmatho
Cheppe

Chala Chinna mata
Neto

Cheppalanukuntunna

Cheppanaaa….!

Adentante….

Adi

Good Night

Express

Miru prayanichavalasina

"GOOD NIGHT" Express

Marikothisepatilo

Mi bed ane

Platform medhaki

Ravataniki sidham ga undhi.

G98...

Ashistu...

Nestama ..

Eee Chirugali

Neeku Jola padutu unte!

Valipoye Nee Kanureppala matuna

koti Kalalu Udayinchalani

Nee prati kala Nijam kavalani

Aasistu ne friend...

GOOD n8...

Poyava???

Nidra poyava?

nidra poyi emi sadistav?
mundu le…

Lechina emi sadistav cheppu?

Po poyi nidrapo…

Gn...

Wi fi....

Girl Siggu paduthuu Boy dhaggaraki vachi Adigindhi.

Girl: prathirojuuu.. morning Nundi midnite Dhaka Maa inti mundhu untunnaav. Nenu chuusthunnanu. Nee Sincerity Naaku Nacchindhi. ''I Love U"

Boy: Okka Nimisham Aagu thalleee.. Mee Intlo Wi-Fi ni vaadukodaaniki Ikkaduntunnaa.. Asalu Nee moham inthavarakuu chuudaledhu.

Chachanu....

Boy On a Date In His BMW Car

Boy: "Neeku Nenu Oka Nijam Cheppaali"

Gf : "Yenti?

Boy: "I Am Already Married!

Gf: Champesaav Kadha raa Baabu. . Neninkaa Ee Car Needhi kaadhu Antaavemo Ani Bhayapadi Chachaanu

Adi vadite...????

On Facebook Chatting.

Boy: You Are Looking Beautiful.. Photo Is Really Amazing..

Girl: Kadhaa.. Em Vadithe Ala Unnano Chepukoo Chuddam.. . . . .
Boy: Adobe Photoshop Cs5.. Ade Kadhaa..

Ite padhaaa...

Oka Girl Bus Stand Lo Nilch unte Akkada ki Oka Boy Vacchi Tease Chesthunnaadu. Girl: Mee Intlo Amma.. Akka. Chelli Leraaa? Boy: Naaku Yevaruu Leru.. Flat lo Ontarigaa Untaanu. . . . Girl: Ayithe Padhaa Mee Intiki. Ikkada Time pass Chesthunna aventi Fast...

Cousin

A boy Girl friend tho velthunadu Snehitudu adigadu : yavaru thanu?

Boy: thanu naa cousin.

Snehitudu chapadu : last year lo Thanu Naa cousin

CB FB...

Girl:neeku ey book antey ishtam?

Boy:facebook.

Girl:facebook lo neeku ishtamaina page?

Boy:all pages.

Girl:neeku future lo baga use ayyey book enty?

Boy:my dad cheque book.

Thandri mama....

Girl : satya narayana tandri nannu exam lo pass cheyava.

Boy: satya narayana mama nannu kuda exam lo pass cheyava..

Girl: hey neku devudu mama enduku avuthadu.

Boy: arey ala kadhe pilla niku thandri aithe naku mama ne kadha ayyedhi.

Ala undali....

Neeku kaboye husband ela undalii. Girl : prabhas height tho, allu arjun style tho, mahesh babu smile tho, pawan kalyan power tho, manmadhudu manishi laa pudithe ela untadoo ala undalii..

Neeku kaboye wife ela undalii.. Boy: andangaa undi nannu artham chesukune ammayi vasthe chaaluu.

Agree boyss???

Gf kings....

Lovers 2013..

GF: Nenu neku gurtho chinapudu nuvu Em chesthav??

BF - Neku istamaina Chocolate thinta. Mari nuvu em chesthav???

GF - Nenu kuda oka Gold Flake king thagutha...

He hee....

Boy : how are you...??

Girl : fine.

Boy : missing me..?

Girl -

Boy: na health bale ra.

Boy: how's ur day...??

Girl -

Boy: busy aa...??

Girl: umhmm.

Boy : pakkana evaraina unnara...?

Girl : no ....!

Boy : osey pithri moham dana mari matladakunda mi babu face lu pampistav enti msg lo.....!

Girl:...... hehehe....

Asalu....

Boy : businessman movie chusava?

Girl : chudaledu,

Boy : journey chusava?

Girl : chudaledu,

Boy : mr.perfect chusava? .

Girl : asalu nenu english cinemale chudanu.

Boy : vammo varnayano niko...

Asalu....

Boy : businessman movie chusava?

Girl : chudaledu,

Boy : journey chusava?

Girl : chudaledu,

Boy : mr.perfect chusava? .

Girl : asalu nenu english cinemale chudanu.

Boy : vammo varnayano niko...

Pnch2punch....

Cafe lo.

Boy to girl.

Boy - i lov u.

Girl boy ni laagipetti kotti "EMANNAAV"mallee chepparaa andhi kopamgaa.

Boy girl ni laagipetti kotti.
Neeku vinapadaledhu kadhe. Marendhuku kottaav....????

Oh!!! Shit....

Girl:Baga Gurthosthnav Raa, Anduke Tattukoleka Call Chesanu

Boy:Ippude Kada 45 Mins Matladav

Girl: oh! Shit Malli Neeke Call Chesana.!!

Kiss dog...

In a park,a boy n girl were sitting! 2dogs kissing each other...

Boy:- jaanu if u dont mind nenu kuda..

Girl: ok ok... kani jagratha karusthundemo

Look into my....????

Boy:Dear Look into my eyes what do u see?Tell me...!

Girl-"true love"

Boy-"Osi ni True love thagaletta.

kantlo Nalaka padindi oodhi savu

Astrology....

Boy:Nenu chanipothe nuvvem chestav?

Gal:Nenu netho patu chanipota.

Boy:Naku telusu,

Jyothishudu appude cheppadu, chachina

daridram ventaduthundani.

2girls 2boys....????

2 boys 2 girls ventapadataru,

aa girls boys ki rakhi kadataru,

1st boy: ippudemcheddam

2nd boy: nenu ne sis ni pelli

chesukunta, nuvvu na sis ni pelli chesko

Melliga....

Girl: abba chala tight ga undi

Boy: don't worry,

nenu mellaga pedtha

Girl: pettu

boy: pettalekapotunna

girl: abba chala noppiga undi

boy: marchipo . . . . . . . . . . . .

wedding ring kotadi kondam le!

Nuvvem anukunnav?

Kiss boye.....

Oka boy beautiful girl chusi ventane velli kiss chestadu

Girl: "stupid emchestunnav"?

Boy: B.tech 2nd year

Boy jump.....

2lovers plan sucide. boy jumps first.

girl closed her eyes n returned back.

boy in air opens parachute shouts "Gamma dini ammamma"

Menalodiva....????

girl:nuvvu monthly enni sarlu sshave chestav.

boy:monthly kadhu rojuku 30nundi 10 sarlu chestanu.

girl:mentalodiva

boy:kadhu mangalodini......

Sis-in-law

Girl: ala choostaventi neeku akka chelli lera.

Boy: unnaru anduke choostunna.

Girl: adenti?

Boy: vallaki vadina kavalanta.

Priya cheppu....

boy. priya priya hrudhayam pagilela preminchana leka pagilina hrudhayam tho preminchana

girl. cheppu thegela kottana leka thegina cheppu tho kottana

Avaru undaru...

BOY: I Love You!

Girl: K. Repu Intike Vachey!

NEXT, Next Day..

Boy: Ninna intiki vasthe nuv lev enti?

Girl: Chepanu kadha evaru undarani!!!!!!!!! :) :)

what a co incedent....

College stating day

boy:ni peru enti .?

girl: nannu andaru “akka” ani pilustharu.

Boy: wow what a co incedent. Nannu andaru “bava” ani pilustharu.

Girls...

Boy: kobbari chettu ekkithe engineering college girls kanipistunaru

Girl:akkadi nundi rendu chetulu vadiley, Medical college ammayilu kuda kanipistaru...

Keep smiling !!!

Bird call...

Oka roju iddaru lovers phone lo kakunda pigeons to messages send cheyyalani anukunnaru, next day pigeon emi message tekunda vachindi,

boy:endunku message pampaledu ani kopam to call chestadu

girl: orey edava adi miss call ra antundi...

Call me..

oka girl and boy ontariga kurchunnaru

girl: nannu muttukoku, idanta pellaina taruvate

boy: ayite pellaina taruvata naku call chey!

Formality...

Girl: Nuvvu nannu kiss cheste godava chesta!

Boy: Ayina ikkada evvaru leru kada

Girl: Naku telusu kani formality kosam

Missd call...

Boy:"hey,

i love u,

naaku gf ga untava. ??
.
.
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Grl:"hmmmm!

nee number ivvu,

present bf to break up aypote

miss call istale!

Chachina vadhala....

Boy: nenu chachi pothey nuvvu emi chesthav..

Girl: nenu kuda chachipotha..

Boy: naaku thelusu..

Girl: ela....? . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Boy: gudi lo poojari cheppadu

"DHARIDHRAM CHACHINA VADHALADHU" ani..

Size....

Boy- I love u

girl- Na cheppu size telusa

boy- u naughty..ila prapose chesano ledho apude gifts adagadam start chesava?. dhonga..!!!

Friend

Money kosam chesedhi duty,

manchi pani kosam chesedhi help,

ishta padi chesedhi prema,

but...

"Prematho chesedhi sneham"

English

A beautiful girl was sitting alone in coffee shop.. . .

A handsome boy came & asked "If u don't mind can I sit here?"

Girl - No! . .

Boy - why?? . . . .

Girl :- Bcoz, I have mind..

Ee girls ki english epdu vasthundho ento...

1smile....

Girl: Nenu eche okka smile ki

okka abbayi padi pothadu

thelusa?
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Boy: Mari alanti appudu manchi tuth paste tho kadugavachu ga teeth ni.

Punch padindhi papa ki...

Untam..

Prathi morning memu

Chuesutu untam

surya Kiranaluni

Samayani memu katti Hunchutam

Prathi andhariki

Arms Suryodham

To Achieve...

Venukati anubhavalu

Eppadu anubhavalu

Mundira houna anubhavalu

Use chesukodi me anubhavalu

To Achieve miku Expatation

Have a sweet morning

Saying....

Preyamiyana snehithuda

Nuvu gnapakam chesuko

Lechina samayam

kallu therachi Therachi chodandi moblieni

Na wish miku chabuthunnu

Shobodhayam

I vsh....

Hi

Actually

Chemically

Physically

Biologically

Zoologicaly

Historically

Mathematically

Equally

Finally

Exactly

I Wish U

Shubodhayam

Ni Raaka...

Nesthama Subhodayam

Suryuni raka,

Pakshula keka,

Enduka guraka,

Chusavga na sms raka,

Nirdhra lestava eka...

good morning

Potti...

[¤_¤].......... Hi.. Im
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POTTI.. Speed 1 Tera Hertz..

Memory 1 Giga Byets.

my boss *TYPE YOUR NAME*

meeku gud mrng chapamanaru. Task completed.

Nirmala....

Chala baguna rojulu

Pushapala Udhayam

Rangulaminya Madhyanam

Sathoshamiyana Sayantram Nirmalamaina Ratri!!!

Yappudu veluthu Ostundi Chala baguna rojula Dinam miku...

Sun Moon....

Suryudu vachinappudu Prapanchanike velughu

Chandrudu vachinappadu Chandra madhalanike velughu

emi luck midi?

Naa message vachinappadhu Me mobile lu koda vellughu

Good morning

ice...

Jeevitham okka ice cream lantidi

Taste cheste karigi pothuodi

Waste cheste karigi pothuodi

So better taste it,

don't waste it..

Good morning

E-sms...

E-msg chadivina kshanam nunchi Oka mata cheppalani undi Kani e vidham ga cheppavalasi Vasthundani anukoledu Intaki nenu cheppa valasina Mata emitante
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Nee msg Chala bagundi.

Good Morning

Dumb Def...

Begger: amma thalli kastha Annam unte pettamma nenu Mugavadini matladalenu.

Aunty: pakkintiki velli adagu Povayya.naku vinapadadu chevudu...!

Good Morning

Water drop....

Prema anedi neti bindhuvu lantidi Friendship anedi samudram lantidhi Friendship ni miss cheskokande.. Good morning

Chei....

Enjoy cheyi

Free Time Duty cheyi

Day Time Nidra po

Night Time Call cheyi

Some Time Msg cheyi

Any Time but Nannu matram Marchipoku

Life Time Gud Mrng !!

Love Need....

Piliche mata kanna..

thaliche hrudayam goppadi antaru.

piliche matalo “AVASARAM” untundi.

Thaliche hrudayamlo “PREMA” untundi.

anduke nenu neetho prati roju matladakapoyina

thaluchukuntune untanu…

Good Morning…

4u...

O priyathama! Vikasinche pushpam neevu.

Virajimme sugandham nenu.

Alarinche gaanam neevu.

Aakarsinche gatram nenu.

O priyathama e chiru kavitha ne korake.

Good Morning

1matter....

Neeku  ninna Morning

nunchi  oka Vishayam  cheppalani anukunna kani

ela cheppalo naku theliyayadam ledu

Kani cheppakunda undalenu

Mari feel avakudadu.

Ademante Good Morning!

Keep Smiling.....

Gm

G- gundelo

O- Odigipoye

O-  o nestama

D- duranga unna

M- marichipoku

O- o mitrama

R- roju

N- ninnu talache

I-  ie manchi

N- nestanni

G- gurthunchuko..

Suryodayam

RAMACHARI:suryodayam aindi melkondi.

REMO:hey!Get up yar.See beauty of sunrise

APARICHITHUDU:ne yabba...ray....nee talli....!tellarindi lera...!Gud morg