Typing

Husband came home drunk.
To avoid wife's scolding, he took a laptop & started working.

Wife: did u drink
Husband : no

Wife:  Idiot then y u r typing on suitcase

Cook

Wife : I hate that beggar.

Husband : Why ?

Wife : Rascal, yesterday
I gave him food
today he gave me a book
How to Cook !!!

Omg...

Girl: wat's d price of galaxy grand??

Salesman: Rs.18,000/-

Girl: OMG

Girl: and iphone?? . .

Salesman: OMG + OMG + OMG

Shoe...

A cute excuse

Teacher-Y r u late?

Student-Mom & dad were fighting.

Teacher-so what makes U late if dey were fighting?

Student-one shoe was in mom's hand and one in dad's..

Chikky aunty

Mother to Son:
Who is Tippu Sultan ?

Son : Don't know
Mother : Sometime give attention to study also

Son to Mother : Do you know Chinky Aunty?

Mother : Don't know

Son: Sometimes give attention to Dad also

Smell...

A letter from a teacher to a parent

Dear Parent,
Kumar doesn't smell nice in class. Please try to bath him.

Parent's answer:
Dear Teacher,
Kumar is not a rose,
Dont smell him,
Teach him....

Perfume...

Smart answer by a female

On a flight, a guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him...

Nice perfume..
which one is it?
I want to gift it to my wife..!!

Lady
Don't give her....
some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her..!!

Leva lenu

Pagalaina leva lenu,,

lechinaa baitiki raanu

Vachinaa naake nenu..

enduko ardham kaanu..

Good morning iyaa

Subhaaaa

Koti Aashalatho modalayye

Nee prapamchaniki

Prakruthi velugula shubhodayam.

Nee.....

Nee andhaniki..

naa good morning..

inthandanga unnave....
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adsav le fac apudaina addam lo chuskunnava?

Jum jum maya...

Pagalaina leva lenu,,

lechinaa baitiki raanu

Vachinaa naake nenu..

enduko ardham kaanu..

Good morning