Key caller....

Maatv channel lady Anchor: hellow Chapandi sir Yakadinuchi cal chesaturu?

Caller: RT nagar nochi

Anchor: nennu akkade hodedie Medi yava apartment?

Caller:raj apartment

Anchor: are! nadi adhe flat?

Caller: 20th Flat?

Anchor:nadi same flat enothaku meru yavaru?

Caller:nenu ni husbandne enothaku Enti key yakkada petavu

Sad mardal...

Raja: Badha eppudu manathone
untadi kani santosham vachi
pothuntundi..
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Explain in English
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Raja: My wife is always with me..
But my mardal comes and goes...

3Books=1Book

Oka cristian bible BOOK ne
chustadu..!!

Oka muslim khuran BOOK ne
chustadu..!!

Oka hindhu bagvadgeetha ne
chustadu..!!
BUT..
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Andharu chuse book..
FACEBOOK...

Good morning

Tst Rst Wst Bst....???

Jeevitham lo prema oka
"TEST"

Dorikithe manasuku
"REST"

Lakshalamandi
ammailunna
"WASTE"

Vallandarilo nuvve
"BEST"

G98

Teacher with jaffa...

Teacher : soodhi tho guchite blood
enduku bayataku vastundi ?
Jaffa :evaru gucharo chuddam ani
Vasthundi
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Teacher : daridruda nuv marav ra..

FB password...

Oka ammayi nijam ga love chesthundi
ani eappudu telusthundho telusa.
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Thana face book password chepinappudu...

Gm

Kik afect...

In an Aeroplane,
after 4-5 drinks-
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British- Slept.
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American- working on internet.
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German- watching movies.
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Chinese- listening to music.
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INDIAN- arey oh pilot ga levu bey
bandi nenu
naduputha...

Pori beer....

Ponge beer ni
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Kopam tho unna pori ni Control cheyatam chala kastam...

100west 1is great

100 mandini preminchadam goppa kadu.
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100 shavacharalu okke ammayini preminchadam goppa.

Brother accounts

Nannu facebook lo Brother Ani Pilichi
Prathi Ammai ni..
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Fake Accounts Anukuntta...