Plastic gurtu pattalekapotunna...!!!

Oka vyakti chala badha lo unnadu, appudu atani friend vachi

"yenduku anta badha padutunnav" annadu.

appudu aa vyatkti annadu

"nenu telisinodiki plastic surgery kosam 1 lakh ichanu ra, kani ippudu vadni

gurthupattalekapotunna ra antu edchesadu"!

Vadhina garu...

Okasari oka abbayi veltu veltu oka donkey mundu kalu jari paddau,

oka ammayi: mee annaya ashirwadam teesukuntunnava?

Abbai: Avunu vadina garu!

Big Ring...???

Iddaru friends matladukuntunnaru

1st one: orey nenu na gf ki gift ivvalanukuntunna emi ivvali cheppu?

2nd one: gold ring ivvu!

1st one: edanna peddadi cheppara

2nd one: MRF Tyre ivvu!

4m Rama2Krishna

Train TT: ekkadiki vellali

Baba: Ekkadaite ramudu janminchado akkadiki

TT: Ticket unda?

Baba: ledu

TT: ayite pada

Baba: ekkadiki nayana

TT: Ekkadaite krishnudu janminchado akkadi ki!

2weeks2walk...

Appa rao ki leg accident ayyindi

Doctor: Appa rao 2 weeks lo lechi tirugutav ayya!

2 weeks taruvata appa rao tana friend to ade vishayam cheppadu

Friend: mari doctor ninnu normal ga chesada?

Appa rao: avunu vadi bill kattadaniki naku unna car ammanu kada, ippudu ekkadiki vellina kallatone tiragali

Lyf in2 6girls...

Baba: Nee jeevitam loki araguru amayilu vastaru naayana

Bhaktudu: Abba swamy naa jeevitam dhanyam ayipoindi swamy

Baba: antaga santoshinchaku nayana nenu cheppina daniki ardham oka wife inka 5guru aada pillalu!

Ak... Pk...

Ak rao:  neeku swimming vacha?

Pk rao:  radu

Ak rao:  Neekante kukka nayam adi kuda swim chestundi

Pk rao: Neeku vacha swimming

Ak rao:  Avunu

Pk rao: ayite neeku kukkaki em teda?

Accident Case...

2 ayomayam gallu musuem lo unna mummy ni chusi.

Ayomayam 1: anni bandages aa Pakka Accident Case..

Ayomayam 2: Avunu..Lorry number kuda rasi undi.BC.1760..

Love birth...

Love Apudu puduthondo
telusa?????
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Shani dhaggaraga una apudu
Devudu manatho aadukovali
anukunapudu
Mana karma kalinapudu..

No daughter...

Chinapudu amma kavali.
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Teen age lo lover kavali.
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Tarvatha wife kavali.
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Kani kuthuru matram vodhu
a nukuntaru shame on us...