10 cards

Girl to shopkeeper: Yedaina manchi love cards ivvandi!

Shopkeeper: Ee card chudu --"Nenu oka vyaktini chala ghadamga premincha"

Girl: Bagundi oka padi cardlu ivvandi!

Na wyf...

Man outside phone booth: hello enti chala sepati nundi wait chestunna intavaraku asalu emi matladaledu?

Man in phone booth: na wife to matladutunna!

Choice neede!

Monkey ki donkey ki difference enti?

Monkey ee message ni save chestundi!

Donkey ee message ni delete chestundi!

Choice neede!

Poison...

Man: naaku poison kavali!

Chemist: adi neeku ammalenu
taruvata atanu marriage certificate chupistadu

chemist: sorry nee daggara prescription undani teliyadu..idigo teesuko

Okkade....

3 ants ki enugu kanipistundu

1st one: danni champeddam

2nd one: dani leg viricheddam

3rd one: arey papam vadileddam ra adi okkate manam mugguram unnam...!

Packet friend...

Rani; urjent ga nak boyfriend kavali...

Vani; why...???

Rani; next month nundi ma dady nak paket money evadanta....Dat's y

SMS comment;
Raz yadav; e shani avadiki antuddo....

Nenu gandhiji

Na peru Ravi

Nenu gandhiji photos collect chestunnanu

Plz help me

Mi daggara gandhiji photos unna notlani pampinchandi

500/1000 Only....

Comments;
Raz yadav; vidabbaa.... Venna pedithe nakadu Velu pedite sikadu...

Priya cheppu...???

Boy : priya priya hrudhayam pagilela Preminchana

leka Pagilina hrudhayam tho preminchana??

Girl : cheppu thegela kottana

leka Thegina cheppu tho kottana??

Comments;
Fun master; kodukki dula thirindi..

-1+1÷2...???

oka interview lo

-1abbayi reject ayyadu

kani

+1ammayi select ayyindi!

Think..?

Valliddari paina first
÷2 buttons open unnayi kabatti...!!

{ -Reject, +Select, ÷by, 1M, 1F, 2Buttons, }

4vidya...???

Teacher: Oye Arun le roju nuvvu college ki endukostunnav nidrapodaanika?

Arun: ledandi vidya kosam,

Teacher: so why r u sleeping?

Arun: E roju vidya raaledu kadandi!