Saturday, January 3, 2015

advice2begger...

tholisari adukkovadaniki vidhulloki vellinappudu muddettemmaa... Anakudadhu,
muddeyee... Thallyee.... Aanali.....!!!

chelli ni mingesindhi...

thanaku puttaboye chelli gurinchi oka nalugella pillavadu roju teacher
ki cheptundevadu, oka roju vadi amma vadi chethulni thana potta midha
petti chelli kadhalikalni chupinchindhi, aa tharvatha nunchi aa
pillavadu chelli gurinchi teacher ki cheppadam manesadu, m indhi ee
madhya ni chelli cheppadam andhuk manesav?? Ani teacher adigite aa
pillavadu "ma aamma dhanni thinesindhi" ani adustu cheppadata...!!!

--
raz-yadav

Friday, January 2, 2015

10years....

Tcr; suresh 1809 year vishesham anti...???

Suresh; abraham linkan puttina year teacher...

Tcr; vry gud... Next nuvvu cheppu rajesh 1819year
vishesham anti???

Rajesh; abraham linkan ki 10years....

Chanti song....

Chanti mom; Dr.. Ma chanti gadu oke pata ni mally mally paduthunnadu
pichi pattindhemonani bayanga undhi....

Dr; kangarem ledu mi vadu cell phone mingesadu..call vachinappudalla
dhani ringtone miku vinipistundhi Anthe....

Drinkers....

Wyf; m chestunnaru..???

Hub; dhomalni champuthunna...

Wyf; eppatiki anni dhomalu champaru???

Hub; 5... 2ada dhomalu 3moga dhomalu...

Wyf; ada moga dhomalu ani ala kanipettaru???

Hub; ada dhomalalu addam mida valai.. Moga dhomalu beer botile mida
valinavi.....

Prathi aammai....

Chuse prathi ammai navvadu..

Navve prathi ammai preminchadu...

Preminche prathi ammai pelladadhu....

Viswadhabirama....

Ammailanu nammakura mama!!!!

Doctor sicret.....

Dr; mata padipadipoina 13va number bed peshent
lo m ina devolopment unda...?

Nusrse; yes Dr... Okati rendu matalu matladuthunnadu....

Dr; good imprument... M matladutunnadu...???

Nurse; entha dhikkumalina hospital munupennadu ani....!!!

Onamalu...

Hero; vandha cinimalalo natinchaka telsindhira naku natanalo onamalu kuda ravani

Frnd; mari eppatiki hero ga natistune unnav ga..?

Hero; tappadu natinchakapothe fans na thata thistamanturu......

Punch.. Punch...

H; ninnu kallajodu pettukoni vanta cheyyami anni sarlu cheppanu...
Chudu kura ninda thala ventrukale....

W; nenu cheppedi adhe kallajodu lekunda bhoncheyakandi ani... Aavi
kottimira khadalu....

Kittaiah kills....

Aparichitudu kills negliance


shivaji kills block money


togure kills curruption


but


one and only balakrishna kills audiens....