Saturday, January 3, 2015

hanuman....

Ak Rao; "niku hanumanthudu telusa...???"

Pk Rao; "aayi... Gullo chuddamenandi, bayata antha parichayam ledu"

na kosam....

"venu ... Nenu niku dhakkanemonani bayanga undhi, ma entlo vallu naku
pelli sambandhalu chustunnaru" bhela ga andhi suma,

"na kosam vicharinchaku suma... Ma akka kuthuru rady ga undhi" casuval
ga cheppadu venu....!!!

benda kaya... Vankaya...

"Amandi... Nenu bendakaya, vankaya kuralu thappinchi marevi
vandalenandi" kothaga kapuraniki vachina susila bojanam vaddistu
gomuga andhi,

mudda gutakestu "enthaki aa renditlo edhem kuraa...???"midigudla tho
adigadu mohana rao....!!!

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raz-yadav

thala chevulu....

"monna vetakellinappudu peddapuli chevulu oke debbaki narikesanu"
misam melestu cheppadu natasenudu....

"mari thala narakaledha???" thellaboyadu senadhipathi,

"dhanni mundhe narikesadevado" pidikili biginchadu natasenudu....

100 miss...

Boy; "hai... Miss... Ni phone number please"

Girl; "100"

Boy; "edhi police station number kada"

Girl; "nuvvu eppudu vellalsindhi aakkadike kadha...!!!"

master maths...

"Ara... Malli lekkallo fail iyyava...??"kopanga adigadu thandri,

"m cheyyamantaru..? Ma teacher ke sariga ravu,
monna 5+7=12 aannadu ninna 4+8=12 aannadu evala 10+2=12 aantunnadu,
teacher ke antha confusion unte eka nakem lekkalu vastai nanna"
chiragga cheppadu chintu...

thalli kuthuru alludu...

"aamma... Ninna rathri naku ma aayanaku godava indhi kottukunnam
kudaa..." thalli ki phone lo adustu cheppindhi sujatha,

"pellaina kottalo evanni mamule thwaralone anni sardhukuntai"
bhodhinchindhi thalli,

"aadi sare.. Enthaki mi allunni a hospita lo cherpinchamantavo cheppu"
salaha adigindhi sujatha...!!!

kidni..money...

"subbaraju ki ni kidni echi brathikincha mantavaaa.....
Ni thyagam goppadhi babu" mechuknnadu doctor ramaraju,

"thyagama bongaa... Vadiki 50 lakshalu appuechinodini" borumannadu shivaraju....

profit....

"oka cheppu visirina thamaru enka prasangam apaledhu" preshkakullonchi
aricharevaro,

"aa rendo cheppu kuda visurutharani chusthunna...okka cheppu m
chesukonu?? Ani badhulichadu prasangiche vyakthi...!!!

idea...

girisham thana frizz ni enti bayata petti "kavalsina vallu dhinni
uchitanga thiskelavachu" aani dhaniko tag thagilinchadu,

varam rojulu gadichina dhanni avaru thiskellaledhu,

oka friend salaha meraku aa tag thisesi "frizz 2000 mathrame
kavalisina varu sampradhinchavachu" ane tag thagilinchadu,

masati roju udhayaniki frizz mayamaindhi...!!!