Saturday, March 14, 2015

Suryodayam

RAMACHARI:suryodayam aindi melkondi.

REMO:hey!Get up yar.See beauty of sunrise

APARICHITHUDU:ne yabba...ray....nee talli....!tellarindi lera...!Gud morg

Saturday, January 3, 2015

I love u mommy....

5yrs boy; "i love u mommy"

Mommy; "i2love u my swty"

15yrs boy; "i love u mommy"

Mommy; "niku evvadaniki na dhaggara dhammidi ledu",

25yrs son; "i love u mommy"

Mommy; "avarra aa ammai... Akkaduntadhi...???",

35yrs son; "i love u mommy"

Mommy; "niku mundhe cheppanu thanu niku thagina ammai kadhu ani",

55yrs son; "i love u mommy"

Mommy; "nenu mathram a paper pai santhakam cheyyanu"

balli boddinka....

"balli ni notloki poyevaraku theliyane ledha..???"pashent potta
parikshistu adigadu doctor,

"balli kante mundhu boddinka notloki dhuradam thelusu doctor.
Balli dhanni pattukoni venakki vachestundhi anukunnanu"cheppadu
chintha valasa chithambaram..

she is back...

Mommy; "andhukura chintu vicharanga kurchunnav...???"

Chintu; "nela rojulu ga ma maths teacher maha laxmi ravatledhu mommy...thanaki
taifaid ata "

Mommy; "ayyo... Papam thaggipoddi le nivem worry kaku"

Chintu; "worry andhuku kadhu... E roju malli class ki vastundhi".

sleeping mans

Father; "mi teacher nidhrapoyadani head master ki chepthe kottadaa...???"

Son; "avunu nanna... Vedhava, na nidhra padu cheyadaniki vachaava ani
thitti mari kottadu"

aammai...

10 va shathabdhi: babu... Mana thega ammai ne chesko...

15 va shathabdhi: babu mana kulam ammai ne chesko...

20 va shathabdhi: babu mana matham ammai ne chesko...

25 va shathabdhi: babu mana sthai ammai ne chesko...

30 va shathabdhi: babu ammai ithe chalu chesko...!!!

post women...

Teacher; "chintu tapala shaka lo post women andhuku undaro
telusa...???"

Chintu; "telusu teacher ... Adavallu delivari cheyadaniki 9months paduthundhi
kabatti.....????"

4typs gunavathi...???

shivanandham; "alanti aammai ni pelli chesukovalanukuntunnavu...??"

Naresh; "rupavathi, gunavathi, sahanavathi, sahasavathi..."

Shivanandham; "okkadhani thone vegaleka chastunna...naluguri tho ala veguthav ra
pichodaa...???"

10years selebration....

"sundhari subbarao lu park ki vellaru,

"aa chettu kindha chethi lo mandhu bottle tho gaddam perigina aa
manishini chusara...???" bartha chevilo mellaga gonigindhi sundhari,

"haa... Chusanu ithe...??"
annadu subbarao,

"padhella kritham naku prapose cheste reject chesanu vade vidu..."
goppaga cheppindhi sundhari,

"antha aanandham kaligithe matram... Dhanini padhellu ga selebrate
cheskovadam antha manchidhi kadhu" eershaga annadu subbarao...!!!

chittu kagithalu....

virayya; "nenu ni vayasulo undaga chithu kagithalu arukoni lakshadhikari iyyanu
telusa..??"

facebook lo chating chestunna koduku tho aannadu,

Akhil; "thnk god... Manchi pani chesaru, lekapothe eppudu nenu chittu
kagithalu arukovalsi vachedhi"
laptop nundi thala thippakunda javabu echadu...!!!