RAMACHARI:suryodayam aindi melkondi.
REMO:hey!Get up yar.See beauty of sunrise
APARICHITHUDU:ne yabba...ray....nee talli....!tellarindi lera...!Gud morg
Telugu jokes sms, telugu good morning sms, telugu good night sms, telugu friendship sms, telugu love sms...
RAMACHARI:suryodayam aindi melkondi.
REMO:hey!Get up yar.See beauty of sunrise
APARICHITHUDU:ne yabba...ray....nee talli....!tellarindi lera...!Gud morg
5yrs boy; "i love u mommy"
Mommy; "i2love u my swty"
15yrs boy; "i love u mommy"
Mommy; "niku evvadaniki na dhaggara dhammidi ledu",
25yrs son; "i love u mommy"
Mommy; "avarra aa ammai... Akkaduntadhi...???",
35yrs son; "i love u mommy"
Mommy; "niku mundhe cheppanu thanu niku thagina ammai kadhu ani",
55yrs son; "i love u mommy"
Mommy; "nenu mathram a paper pai santhakam cheyyanu"
"balli ni notloki poyevaraku theliyane ledha..???"pashent potta
parikshistu adigadu doctor,
"balli kante mundhu boddinka notloki dhuradam thelusu doctor.
Balli dhanni pattukoni venakki vachestundhi anukunnanu"cheppadu
chintha valasa chithambaram..
Mommy; "andhukura chintu vicharanga kurchunnav...???"
Chintu; "nela rojulu ga ma maths teacher maha laxmi ravatledhu mommy...thanaki
taifaid ata "
Mommy; "ayyo... Papam thaggipoddi le nivem worry kaku"
Chintu; "worry andhuku kadhu... E roju malli class ki vastundhi".
Father; "mi teacher nidhrapoyadani head master ki chepthe kottadaa...???"
Son; "avunu nanna... Vedhava, na nidhra padu cheyadaniki vachaava ani
thitti mari kottadu"
10 va shathabdhi: babu... Mana thega ammai ne chesko...
15 va shathabdhi: babu mana kulam ammai ne chesko...
20 va shathabdhi: babu mana matham ammai ne chesko...
25 va shathabdhi: babu mana sthai ammai ne chesko...
30 va shathabdhi: babu ammai ithe chalu chesko...!!!
Teacher; "chintu tapala shaka lo post women andhuku undaro
telusa...???"
Chintu; "telusu teacher ... Adavallu delivari cheyadaniki 9months paduthundhi
kabatti.....????"
shivanandham; "alanti aammai ni pelli chesukovalanukuntunnavu...??"
Naresh; "rupavathi, gunavathi, sahanavathi, sahasavathi..."
Shivanandham; "okkadhani thone vegaleka chastunna...naluguri tho ala veguthav ra
pichodaa...???"
"sundhari subbarao lu park ki vellaru,
"aa chettu kindha chethi lo mandhu bottle tho gaddam perigina aa
manishini chusara...???" bartha chevilo mellaga gonigindhi sundhari,
"haa... Chusanu ithe...??"
annadu subbarao,
"padhella kritham naku prapose cheste reject chesanu vade vidu..."
goppaga cheppindhi sundhari,
"antha aanandham kaligithe matram... Dhanini padhellu ga selebrate
cheskovadam antha manchidhi kadhu" eershaga annadu subbarao...!!!
virayya; "nenu ni vayasulo undaga chithu kagithalu arukoni lakshadhikari iyyanu
telusa..??"
facebook lo chating chestunna koduku tho aannadu,
Akhil; "thnk god... Manchi pani chesaru, lekapothe eppudu nenu chittu
kagithalu arukovalsi vachedhi"
laptop nundi thala thippakunda javabu echadu...!!!