Missd call...

Boy:"hey,

i love u,

naaku gf ga untava. ??
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Grl:"hmmmm!

nee number ivvu,

present bf to break up aypote

miss call istale!

Chachina vadhala....

Boy: nenu chachi pothey nuvvu emi chesthav..

Girl: nenu kuda chachipotha..

Boy: naaku thelusu..

Girl: ela....? . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Boy: gudi lo poojari cheppadu

"DHARIDHRAM CHACHINA VADHALADHU" ani..

Size....

Boy- I love u

girl- Na cheppu size telusa

boy- u naughty..ila prapose chesano ledho apude gifts adagadam start chesava?. dhonga..!!!

Friend

Money kosam chesedhi duty,

manchi pani kosam chesedhi help,

ishta padi chesedhi prema,

but...

"Prematho chesedhi sneham"

English

A beautiful girl was sitting alone in coffee shop.. . .

A handsome boy came & asked "If u don't mind can I sit here?"

Girl - No! . .

Boy - why?? . . . .

Girl :- Bcoz, I have mind..

Ee girls ki english epdu vasthundho ento...

1smile....

Girl: Nenu eche okka smile ki

okka abbayi padi pothadu

thelusa?
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Boy: Mari alanti appudu manchi tuth paste tho kadugavachu ga teeth ni.

Punch padindhi papa ki...

Untam..

Prathi morning memu

Chuesutu untam

surya Kiranaluni

Samayani memu katti Hunchutam

Prathi andhariki

Arms Suryodham

To Achieve...

Venukati anubhavalu

Eppadu anubhavalu

Mundira houna anubhavalu

Use chesukodi me anubhavalu

To Achieve miku Expatation

Have a sweet morning

Saying....

Preyamiyana snehithuda

Nuvu gnapakam chesuko

Lechina samayam

kallu therachi Therachi chodandi moblieni

Na wish miku chabuthunnu

Shobodhayam

I vsh....

Hi

Actually

Chemically

Physically

Biologically

Zoologicaly

Historically

Mathematically

Equally

Finally

Exactly

I Wish U

Shubodhayam