Kiss dog...

In a park,a boy n girl were sitting! 2dogs kissing each other...

Boy:- jaanu if u dont mind nenu kuda..

Girl: ok ok... kani jagratha karusthundemo

Look into my....????

Boy:Dear Look into my eyes what do u see?Tell me...!

Girl-"true love"

Boy-"Osi ni True love thagaletta.

kantlo Nalaka padindi oodhi savu

Astrology....

Boy:Nenu chanipothe nuvvem chestav?

Gal:Nenu netho patu chanipota.

Boy:Naku telusu,

Jyothishudu appude cheppadu, chachina

daridram ventaduthundani.

2girls 2boys....????

2 boys 2 girls ventapadataru,

aa girls boys ki rakhi kadataru,

1st boy: ippudemcheddam

2nd boy: nenu ne sis ni pelli

chesukunta, nuvvu na sis ni pelli chesko

Melliga....

Girl: abba chala tight ga undi

Boy: don't worry,

nenu mellaga pedtha

Girl: pettu

boy: pettalekapotunna

girl: abba chala noppiga undi

boy: marchipo . . . . . . . . . . . .

wedding ring kotadi kondam le!

Nuvvem anukunnav?

Kiss boye.....

Oka boy beautiful girl chusi ventane velli kiss chestadu

Girl: "stupid emchestunnav"?

Boy: B.tech 2nd year

Boy jump.....

2lovers plan sucide. boy jumps first.

girl closed her eyes n returned back.

boy in air opens parachute shouts "Gamma dini ammamma"

Menalodiva....????

girl:nuvvu monthly enni sarlu sshave chestav.

boy:monthly kadhu rojuku 30nundi 10 sarlu chestanu.

girl:mentalodiva

boy:kadhu mangalodini......

Sis-in-law

Girl: ala choostaventi neeku akka chelli lera.

Boy: unnaru anduke choostunna.

Girl: adenti?

Boy: vallaki vadina kavalanta.

Priya cheppu....

boy. priya priya hrudhayam pagilela preminchana leka pagilina hrudhayam tho preminchana

girl. cheppu thegela kottana leka thegina cheppu tho kottana