Saturday, March 14, 2015

Asalu....

Boy : businessman movie chusava?

Girl : chudaledu,

Boy : journey chusava?

Girl : chudaledu,

Boy : mr.perfect chusava? .

Girl : asalu nenu english cinemale chudanu.

Boy : vammo varnayano niko...

Asalu....

Boy : businessman movie chusava?

Girl : chudaledu,

Boy : journey chusava?

Girl : chudaledu,

Boy : mr.perfect chusava? .

Girl : asalu nenu english cinemale chudanu.

Boy : vammo varnayano niko...

Pnch2punch....

Cafe lo.

Boy to girl.

Boy - i lov u.

Girl boy ni laagipetti kotti "EMANNAAV"mallee chepparaa andhi kopamgaa.

Boy girl ni laagipetti kotti.
Neeku vinapadaledhu kadhe. Marendhuku kottaav....????

Oh!!! Shit....

Girl:Baga Gurthosthnav Raa, Anduke Tattukoleka Call Chesanu

Boy:Ippude Kada 45 Mins Matladav

Girl: oh! Shit Malli Neeke Call Chesana.!!

Kiss dog...

In a park,a boy n girl were sitting! 2dogs kissing each other...

Boy:- jaanu if u dont mind nenu kuda..

Girl: ok ok... kani jagratha karusthundemo

Look into my....????

Boy:Dear Look into my eyes what do u see?Tell me...!

Girl-"true love"

Boy-"Osi ni True love thagaletta.

kantlo Nalaka padindi oodhi savu

Astrology....

Boy:Nenu chanipothe nuvvem chestav?

Gal:Nenu netho patu chanipota.

Boy:Naku telusu,

Jyothishudu appude cheppadu, chachina

daridram ventaduthundani.

2girls 2boys....????

2 boys 2 girls ventapadataru,

aa girls boys ki rakhi kadataru,

1st boy: ippudemcheddam

2nd boy: nenu ne sis ni pelli

chesukunta, nuvvu na sis ni pelli chesko

Melliga....

Girl: abba chala tight ga undi

Boy: don't worry,

nenu mellaga pedtha

Girl: pettu

boy: pettalekapotunna

girl: abba chala noppiga undi

boy: marchipo . . . . . . . . . . . .

wedding ring kotadi kondam le!

Nuvvem anukunnav?

Kiss boye.....

Oka boy beautiful girl chusi ventane velli kiss chestadu

Girl: "stupid emchestunnav"?

Boy: B.tech 2nd year