Sunday, March 15, 2015

Wi fi....

Girl Siggu paduthuu Boy dhaggaraki vachi Adigindhi.

Girl: prathirojuuu.. morning Nundi midnite Dhaka Maa inti mundhu untunnaav. Nenu chuusthunnanu. Nee Sincerity Naaku Nacchindhi. ''I Love U"

Boy: Okka Nimisham Aagu thalleee.. Mee Intlo Wi-Fi ni vaadukodaaniki Ikkaduntunnaa.. Asalu Nee moham inthavarakuu chuudaledhu.

Saturday, March 14, 2015

Chachanu....

Boy On a Date In His BMW Car

Boy: "Neeku Nenu Oka Nijam Cheppaali"

Gf : "Yenti?

Boy: "I Am Already Married!

Gf: Champesaav Kadha raa Baabu. . Neninkaa Ee Car Needhi kaadhu Antaavemo Ani Bhayapadi Chachaanu

Adi vadite...????

On Facebook Chatting.

Boy: You Are Looking Beautiful.. Photo Is Really Amazing..

Girl: Kadhaa.. Em Vadithe Ala Unnano Chepukoo Chuddam.. . . . .
Boy: Adobe Photoshop Cs5.. Ade Kadhaa..

Ite padhaaa...

Oka Girl Bus Stand Lo Nilch unte Akkada ki Oka Boy Vacchi Tease Chesthunnaadu. Girl: Mee Intlo Amma.. Akka. Chelli Leraaa? Boy: Naaku Yevaruu Leru.. Flat lo Ontarigaa Untaanu. . . . Girl: Ayithe Padhaa Mee Intiki. Ikkada Time pass Chesthunna aventi Fast...

Cousin

A boy Girl friend tho velthunadu Snehitudu adigadu : yavaru thanu?

Boy: thanu naa cousin.

Snehitudu chapadu : last year lo Thanu Naa cousin

CB FB...

Girl:neeku ey book antey ishtam?

Boy:facebook.

Girl:facebook lo neeku ishtamaina page?

Boy:all pages.

Girl:neeku future lo baga use ayyey book enty?

Boy:my dad cheque book.

Thandri mama....

Girl : satya narayana tandri nannu exam lo pass cheyava.

Boy: satya narayana mama nannu kuda exam lo pass cheyava..

Girl: hey neku devudu mama enduku avuthadu.

Boy: arey ala kadhe pilla niku thandri aithe naku mama ne kadha ayyedhi.

Ala undali....

Neeku kaboye husband ela undalii. Girl : prabhas height tho, allu arjun style tho, mahesh babu smile tho, pawan kalyan power tho, manmadhudu manishi laa pudithe ela untadoo ala undalii..

Neeku kaboye wife ela undalii.. Boy: andangaa undi nannu artham chesukune ammayi vasthe chaaluu.

Agree boyss???

Gf kings....

Lovers 2013..

GF: Nenu neku gurtho chinapudu nuvu Em chesthav??

BF - Neku istamaina Chocolate thinta. Mari nuvu em chesthav???

GF - Nenu kuda oka Gold Flake king thagutha...

He hee....

Boy : how are you...??

Girl : fine.

Boy : missing me..?

Girl -

Boy: na health bale ra.

Boy: how's ur day...??

Girl -

Boy: busy aa...??

Girl: umhmm.

Boy : pakkana evaraina unnara...?

Girl : no ....!

Boy : osey pithri moham dana mari matladakunda mi babu face lu pampistav enti msg lo.....!

Girl:...... hehehe....